{"id":3193,"date":"2009-10-23T08:33:45","date_gmt":"2009-10-23T08:33:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2009\/10\/23\/skid\/"},"modified":"2009-10-23T08:33:45","modified_gmt":"2009-10-23T08:33:45","slug":"skid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2009\/10\/23\/skid\/","title":{"rendered":"skid"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: left; padding: 3px;\">\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/siggimus\/4036949532\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2459\/4036949532_2e6a0b43b7.jpg\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/siggimus\/4036949532\/\">skid<\/a>, originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/siggimus\/\">siggimus<\/a>.<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p>\nmarks<br \/>\n(no, not that kind, silly! siggimus just fell a little cycling to<br \/>\nwork. luckily onto grass &amp; it was a smooth, if skiddy, landing<\/p>\n<p>see, there was this eeeeeeevil dude that snuck up on siggimus as he<br \/>\ncycled peacefully (&amp; fastly) along his path &amp; gave siggimus a virtual<br \/>\nboo! just as he caught up with him. this caught siggimus unaware &amp;<br \/>\nmade his normally rock-steady hand turn slightly to the right, to<br \/>\nprotect evil sneaking dude, taking siggimus off the safeness &amp;<br \/>\nsecurity of the path &amp; onto the wetness &amp; slipperity of the grass. a<br \/>\nfew nanoseconds later, siggimus is sitting on the grass at 20 km\/h.<br \/>\nevil sneaking dude broke (braked?) &amp; turned around to express sympathy<br \/>\n(or possibly gloat?)<\/p>\n<p>or not. anyway, siggimus has dirt on pants)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>skid, originally uploaded by siggimus. marks (no, not that kind, silly! siggimus just fell a little cycling to work. luckily onto grass &amp; it was a smooth, if skiddy, landing see, there was this eeeeeeevil dude that snuck up on siggimus as he cycled peacefully (&amp; fastly) along his path &amp; gave siggimus a virtual [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-skid","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}