{"id":291,"date":"2004-10-18T23:25:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-18T23:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/10\/wtf-4\/"},"modified":"2004-10-18T23:25:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-18T23:25:00","slug":"wtf-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/10\/18\/wtf-4\/","title":{"rendered":"wtf!!??"},"content":{"rendered":"

see where it says ‘test at 70\u00b0f\/21\u00b0c’?<\/p>\n

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phonepicblogged by siggimus<\/p>\n

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don’t you just hate it when the battery in your alarm clock goes?<\/p>\n

& haven’t you noticed how that never happens during shopping hours?<\/p>\n

just as you are getting ready for bed, setting the darn alarm, you notice that it’s still 4 in the afternoon!! & just before you cancel going to bed you realise that you were actually at work at 4 in the afternoon!! in fact you were taking pictures of your phone in the bloody office at 19.41!!!<\/p>\n

so, then you have to go rummaging about, looking for batteries that fit…<\/p>\n

& then all the batteries you find are replaced ‘critically low!!’ batteries from the wireless mouse (lasts 3 months, siggimus’ ass!!) with the powercheck where you just press the dots to test it, but nothing ever happens!!<\/p>\n

because it’s never fucken 70\u00b0f\/21\u00b0c!!<\/p>\n

(ps: the batteries came in a big pack of 8 & there was a pink bunny in it as well<\/p>\n

mebbe siggimus will remember taking a pic of that selfsame bunny, where it dangles from the windshield of the musmobile)<\/p>\n

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see where it says ‘test at 70\u00b0f\/21\u00b0c’? phonepicblogged by siggimus Powered by Hexia don’t you just hate it when the battery in your alarm clock goes? & haven’t you noticed how that never happens during shopping hours? just as you are getting ready for bed, setting the darn alarm, you notice that it’s still 4 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-4H","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}