{"id":272,"date":"2004-10-02T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-02T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/10\/fascinating\/"},"modified":"2004-10-02T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-02T11:00:00","slug":"fascinating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/10\/02\/fascinating\/","title":{"rendered":"fascinating!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>siggimus wouldn&#8217;t think you&#8217;d need a degree to play rps, but managed to stumble upon a site mapping out in painful detail the various secrets behind playing &#038; some words of wisdom to all aspiring rpsers<\/p>\n<p>just remember!<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>playing rps probably won\u2019t make you rich and famous. chances are good you won\u2019t win an olympic gold medal. and it\u2019s not likely to improve your physique, maximize your sex appeal, jump-start your career or expand your memory. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>why bother if it doesn&#8217;t improve siggimus&#8217; physique or maximize his sex appeal??<\/p>\n<p>ahh, here&#8217;s why:<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>many players have found, however, that studying rps gives them a greater understanding of how gaming relates to human behavior. in that sense, rps can help you find success in other areas, but only if you have the determination to work hard and think hard \u2013 not just in rps, but in every area of your life.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>siggimus is a convert<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>6.2 the winner of the round is dictated by the player\u2019s throw which beats that of the opponent. under no circumstances can a losing throw ever beat a winning throw.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>phew! one wouldn&#8217;t want to play a game where the loser sometimes beats the winner<\/p>\n<p>wise words<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;to the beginner the choices are few,<br \/>\n<br \/>to the expert the choices are many.&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/> -wojek smallsoa<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>siggimus is obviously a beginner, for he only sees 3 choices; rock, paper or scissors&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldrps.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"did you know that paper is actually the most challenging of the basic opening moves since it requires the manual displacement of the most digits?\">[shamelessly purloined and ridiculed from here]<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>siggimus wouldn&#8217;t think you&#8217;d need a degree to play rps, but managed to stumble upon a site mapping out in painful detail the various secrets behind playing &#038; some words of wisdom to all aspiring rpsers just remember! playing rps probably won\u2019t make you rich and famous. chances are good you won\u2019t win an olympic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-4o","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}