{"id":256,"date":"2004-09-10T13:12:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-10T13:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/09\/uffa-3\/"},"modified":"2004-09-10T13:12:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-10T13:12:00","slug":"uffa-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/09\/10\/uffa-3\/","title":{"rendered":"uffa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>first football session of this winter (*shudder! let&#8217;s make that season) didn&#8217;t quite go as planned<\/p>\n<p>of the 16 or so men that are in the club, around 50% were expected<\/p>\n<p>3 showed up<\/p>\n<p>one of them half an hour late&#8230; couldn&#8217;t find the joint<\/p>\n<p>anyhoo, this old bugger sees siggimus &#038; emil standing there like a couple of silly buggers, takes unwanted pity on them &#038; shanghais them &#038; squeezes them into their old-folks team<\/p>\n<p>well, to cut a long story short, siggimus ran something like 103 m total during the 1,5 hour game (31-28, incidentally, for siggimus &#038; whatstheirfaces), wheezing like a whale most of the time<\/p>\n<p>here&#8217;s hoping things will improve&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>first football session of this winter (*shudder! let&#8217;s make that season) didn&#8217;t quite go as planned of the 16 or so men that are in the club, around 50% were expected 3 showed up one of them half an hour late&#8230; couldn&#8217;t find the joint anyhoo, this old bugger sees siggimus &#038; emil standing there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-48","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}