{"id":255,"date":"2004-09-09T20:28:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-09T20:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/09\/chiropractice\/"},"modified":"2004-09-09T20:28:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-09T20:28:00","slug":"chiropractice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/09\/09\/chiropractice\/","title":{"rendered":"chiropractice?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>turns out this haraldur fellar has a few tricks up his sleeve<\/p>\n<p>definitely a different sort of back-stride from \u00f3li &#038; bj\u00f6rgvin. not as heavy, for one thing. siggimus doesn&#8217;t squeal as much. maybe haraldur&#8217;s still looking for the weak spots?<\/p>\n<p>still, he did manage to inflict quite a bit of pain, especially when he did that try-to-pull-siggimus&#8217;-head-off-with-a-home-made-head-pulling-thingy<\/p>\n<p>&#038; during the &#8230; erm &#8230; chiropractice (?? just what exactly is it called that a chiropractor does?), he managed to get some funny but painful sounding cracks out of siggimus&#8217; spine<\/p>\n<p>&#038; during his nap, siggimus&#8217; belly looked like a fucken pincushion!! musta put like 10 of those pins in just the belly!<\/p>\n<p>so, siggimus welcomes haraldur into the club of people who have been paid to strut about on his back<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>turns out this haraldur fellar has a few tricks up his sleeve definitely a different sort of back-stride from \u00f3li &#038; bj\u00f6rgvin. not as heavy, for one thing. siggimus doesn&#8217;t squeal as much. maybe haraldur&#8217;s still looking for the weak spots? still, he did manage to inflict quite a bit of pain, especially when he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-47","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}