{"id":2404,"date":"2002-05-31T19:48:48","date_gmt":"2002-05-31T19:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/?p=2404"},"modified":"2022-11-29T08:30:55","modified_gmt":"2022-11-29T08:30:55","slug":"may-2002","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2002\/05\/31\/may-2002\/","title":{"rendered":"may 2002"},"content":{"rendered":"

jds\u2019 b-day [31 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

well, of course it isn\u2019t for another week, but a cold & nose-blowing jds doesn\u2019t let that stop him in inviting the posse over for a few drinks<\/p>\n

jb remembered [29 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

5th anniversary of his<\/a> death<\/p>\n

\u201cmy kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder\u201d<\/p>\n

almost loses lucky stone [29 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

or rather, does lose it<\/p>\n

finds it again on way home, using x-ray vision, telepathy & acute sense of smell<\/p>\n

malcolm [28 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

hehe<\/p>\n

it\u2019s been a while<\/p>\n

jenni!! [26 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

hah!!<\/p>\n

meets jenni, who\u2019s here for a few days, for beer at uncle tom\u2019s cabin<\/p>\n

she\u2019s great, sends her love to all<\/p>\n

starts packing [26 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

this kustiging stuff is getting a wee bit tired\u2026<\/p>\n

well, could be worse<\/p>\n

returns [25 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

in order to keep da evil party out in the cold in reykjavik with his deciding vote<\/p>\n

putters about with sheep [18-25 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

yeee-haa!!<\/p>\n

more shortly<\/p>\n

leaves [18 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

like a tree<\/p>\n

never to return until the 25th<\/p>\n

finally! [16 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

siggimus actually takes down the christmas decorations from the 2001 balcony<\/p>\n

yea!!<\/p>\n

group [15 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

despite only 66.67% attendance, the session is a great success!<\/p>\n

sobbeggi afi dissected<\/p>\n

more pffft!! [14 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

takes danni to see that clone thing again<\/p>\n

lodging apr\u00edl [9 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

taken care of for the summer<\/p>\n

*sigh of relief!*<\/p>\n

back still hurts like hell, though\u2026<\/p>\n

goddammit! [9 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

feels like siggimus has been beaten by big strong evil men with juicy oranges in smelly socks<\/p>\n

eeek!! [9 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

almost gets stuck in the fucking bathtub when taking his hangovershower<\/p>\n

just barely makes it out using his inhuman powers of will & strength<\/p>\n

ouch [9 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

fuck!<\/p>\n

siggimus can hardly walk!<\/p>\n

siggimus must say that febr\u00faar bouncing about in circles on the back of huge animals that could kill you if the idea crossed their mind only to fall off & get really hurt is just not his cup of tea<\/p>\n

or coffee, or espresso or anything, for that matter<\/p>\n

siggimus does not recommend<\/p>\n

does not recommend at all\u2026<\/p>\n

let\u2019s leave it to the professionals<\/p>\n

season\u2019s end [8 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

in order to celebrate the end of futbol season (siggimus finished 4th!! :D), futbol gang decides to go out horseyriding<\/p>\n

siggimus is not much of a rider, but accepts the challenge<\/p>\n

all goes well, until siggimus\u2019 horsey (actually called galsi! scary, eh?) starts galloping (or world!<\/a> as siggimus prefers to call it, goes into 3rd gear) down a hilly thing<\/p>\n

the little ridealong chicks scold siggimus for falling off on the wrong side of the horsey, pointing out that it woulda been much softer on the other side<\/p>\n

siggimus begs their forgiveness & tries to point out that while it may have looked like\u00a0he was considering which side of the horsey would be better for ramming into mother earth just before he fell, what he was actually up to was panicking big time & being scared shitless<\/p>\n

anyhoo, siggimus is commended on how fast he climbs back on horsey & rides on, despite being a bit sore on the left backside, just above the butt from the fall<\/p>\n

siggimus never falls off again & survives the rest of the trip<\/p>\n

then on to some sort of living room in a stable, where penalty beer is drunk & songs are sung & pizza is eaten & men are called faggots & poor horseys are petted & drunk is gotten<\/p>\n

yee-haa!!<\/p>\n

pffft! [7 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

how do you spell anachronism<\/a>?<\/p>\n

well, at least that annoying dude with the big ears wasn\u2019t around much<\/p>\n

hmm, that padme amidala chick doesn\u2019t travel very light, does she? always has a new outfit around, suitable for just that occasion. & she usually also has someone around to put buns in her hair<\/p>\n

pssst! siggimus has some advice for her: watch out for that anakin feller. siggimus has a very uneasy feeling about him. like, up to no good, he is<\/p>\n

curse [6 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

a delightful little curse<\/a> ?<\/p>\n

hehe<\/p>\n

siggimus\u2019 assistance sought [5 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

not surprisingly, siggimus has been contacted by one of the makers of history (or his wife, well widow, rather), for assistance<\/p>\n

more shortly<\/p>\n

gnarr [3 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

takes b to see j\u00f3n gnarr<\/a> in his new show<\/p>\n

hehe<\/p>\n

especially the bit about the cops & the dude at customs that has a gun, but is really just out to see j\u00f3n\u2019s underwear<\/p>\n

inga! [2 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

having gotten a text msg from her earlier today, siggimus goes whatthefuck & calls his favourite inga in the whole wide world<\/p>\n

real good to hear from her again ?<\/p>\n

but dangnabbit! that musta cost two arms & an ear!<\/p>\n

kicks butt [2 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

siggimus finally shows what he\u2019s made of at futbol<\/p>\n

kicking this ass & that<\/p>\n

ending the season on a proper note\u2026<\/p>\n

man who wasn\u2019t there [1 may 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

hehe<\/a><\/p>\n

man!<\/p>\n

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