{"id":2384,"date":"2002-12-31T19:30:23","date_gmt":"2002-12-31T19:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/?p=2384"},"modified":"2009-04-30T19:59:17","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T19:59:17","slug":"december-2002","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2002\/12\/31\/december-2002\/","title":{"rendered":"december 2002"},"content":{"rendered":"

*trumpet* [31 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

takes it easy<\/p>\n

tihi! [30 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

“i am an excellent poofreader”
\n-found in a lonesome cv’<\/p>\n

i know the answer! the answer lies within the heart of all mankind!
\nthe answer is twelve? i think i’m in the wrong building’
\n– charles schulzsome cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go<\/p>\n

kiwi [30 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

siggimus da world’s largest kiwi<\/a>?<\/p>\n

trouble with fridge!! [28 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

siggimus has trouble locating his beer in fridge ’cause the light don’t work<\/p>\n

*buuuuuuuuurp!* [28 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

erm… excuse siggimus?<\/p>\n

\u00fcberputerfixer [28 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

called upon to fix sis’ puter<\/p>\n

puha!<\/p>\n

dis time it’s seriously messed up & the artillery is called for. dis might take a while *rolls up sleeve*<\/p>\n

jodaz visited [27 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

with a sixpack<\/p>\n

forgot da whiskey<\/p>\n

after quite a wait, b g turns up & is duly impressed by jodaz’ downloading everything he asks for in legoland<\/p>\n

soon after jonkurteiz drops by with maria & all have a boogie<\/p>\n

den off to iluks’ where ego is got drunk in front of 1 of iluks’ puters & drives around. funnily enough the bugger seems like a better driver drunk than sober<\/p>\n

dat’s good to know about a professional driver<\/p>\n

pizza is ordered & a desultory jodaz takes 23 mins to eventually leave. pissed, as always that the gang doesn’t instantly join him in the exodus to 22 the second he raises the issue. well, tough<\/p>\n

wow! [26 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

“i live in a house made entirely from tin, with four tin walls, a roof of tin, a chimney and a door. entirely from tin”<\/a><\/p>\n

uffa! [25 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

quite a rollercoaster<\/a> ride<\/a><\/p>\n

hmmm [24 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

colourful<\/a> bunch<\/a><\/p>\n

happy [24 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

mas y’all!!<\/p>\n

may you all get what you want & have a jolly old time!!<\/p>\n

tihi! [24 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

web siggimus attracts<\/a> all sorts<\/a> of weirdos<\/a> \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

doesn’t buy washing machine [22 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

does, on the other hand, buy a fridge<\/p>\n

now siggimus has two fridges<\/p>\n

first, of course there’s the tiny fridge that houses 9 small beercans<\/p>\n

second, there’s the new old one, that could house them 9 small beercans & the tiny fridge & some more beer!!!<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

sweet heaven<\/p>\n

now all dats left to do is go buy lots & lots of beer<\/p>\n

tanx to sn\u00e6ja, her egg & their little’uns for da fridge<\/p>\n

hmmm [21 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

\ud83d\ude41<\/a><\/p>\n

but meeting with j & f was definitely worth the money. several beers & a good time had by all, except siggimus who was accidentally driving & stayed off the booze<\/p>\n

tsk tsk [20 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

instead of a shiny cup, siggimus is met with scorn & the vicious tongues of envious fellow players, who have great trouble coping with other people’s successes<\/p>\n

siggimus #1 [19 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

it’s official!!<\/p>\n

siggimus is the undisputed champion of the grand ole fc mc club<\/p>\n

admittedly siggimus wasn’t quite up to his best, but his teammates pulled him ashore<\/p>\n

siggimus is expecting a large golden cup with his name on it in big beautiful letters in the morning<\/p>\n

mit\u00e4? [18 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

the finnish smurfs<\/a> do the ketchup song?<\/p>\n

& gailezers<\/a>!!!<\/p>\n

‘toss me!’ [16 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

none the worser<\/a> for being seen again so soon again<\/p>\n

countryside visited [14 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

siggif da farmer<\/a> invited siggmus & all & sundry to come visit at the farm<\/p>\n

siggimus jumped at this chance to be in nature again & manages to convince jonkurteiz & ego to join him in the quest<\/p>\n

da search for live midget poultry<\/a> goes foul, on account of siggimus’ measly contacts in the reykjavik underworld<\/a><\/p>\n

anyhoo, siggif da farmer is a gracious host, cooking & drinking other people’s beer<\/p>\n

great fun is had & pots of alcohol is drunk<\/p>\n

the macallan<\/a> goes down smoothlike & keeps siggimus & siggif the farmer up chatting ’till the wee hours, while the wimmin’ surrender soon after midnight<\/p>\n

retiring, siggif, whose woman is off in eastern germany (& preggers, it turns out! der’s a little siggif comin\u00b4!)<\/span>, passes out on the mattress earlier offered to siggimus, leaving the slightly less comfy sofabed thingy for siggimus<\/p>\n

way too few hours later, siggimus wakes up to find the mattress bare & so decides to take his saharan-dry throat down to the comfier mattress for a bit more sleeping<\/p>\n

about an hour later siggimus wakes up from a dream of hairdryers to find his hair being violently blown upon through a vent in the floor, a part of the siggif da farmer’s intricate thingy of heating system. apparently it involves a noisy contraption starting with a roar once in a while, heating up & drying air before squirting it into all kinds of rooms all over da place. all dis regulated by a thermostat on the wall in the livingroom, da largest & coldest room in da house, not taking into account wee little rooms with closed windows & siggimuses inside<\/p>\n

well, anyhoo<\/p>\n

must do dat again soon<\/p>\n

ooooooo!! [14 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

wow<\/p>\n

that<\/a> was about the shortest 3 hours ever!!<\/p>\n

warmup [13 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

watches first one<\/a> to get into da mood<\/p>\n

!!! [12 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

what are these<\/a> people on?!!?<\/p>\n

hrmpf!! siggimus ain’t at top >:(<\/p>\n

you be judge: which is better? this<\/a> or this<\/a>?<\/p>\n

or these<\/a> buggers?!!?<\/p>\n

cooooool!! [11 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

try it!!<\/a><\/p>\n

tihi! [11 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

why?!!?<\/a><\/p>\n

mmmmmm [10 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

definitely worth it!!<\/p>\n

‘we\u00b4ve bred all our kittens white | so you can see them in the night’<\/p>\n

‘don’t push me
\ndon’t push me
\nit’s a wild world’<\/p>\n

a rockin’ way<\/a> to end a concert \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

even an added verse<\/a><\/p>\n

oh, the humanity!!!! [10 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

not that the choice was very difficult, but why, why, why, why, why, why?????<\/p>\n

why, in the name of all that’s holy, is siggimus asked to make such a choice?!!?<\/p>\n

1<\/a> vs. 2<\/a><\/p>\n

at least tonight should be good<\/a><\/p>\n

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!! [9 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

the horror!! the horror!!<\/a><\/p>\n

rhinotillexomania [9 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

yet another thing<\/a> siggimus is afflicted with :\/<\/p>\n

not that it’s much of a pain<\/a> \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude10 [8 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

freaky shit!!<\/p>\n

phone rings: *drrrrriiiiinnnnggg!!*<\/p>\n

siggimus picks up<\/p>\n

‘hullo?’<\/p>\n

noone there<\/p>\n

hmm?<\/p>\n

‘cooooo-eeeee!!!???’<\/p>\n

‘aren’t you supposed to do some heavy breathing or something?’<\/p>\n

*crackle*<\/p>\n

siggimus turns down the volume on taraf de ha\u00efdouks<\/a> on telly<\/p>\n

erm…? same happens on da oder end!!<\/p>\n

nanananananananana<\/a><\/p>\n

slowly a lightbulb goes off in da siggimus head, with a litle buzz<\/p>\n

siggimus hesitantly puts other hand in pocket<\/a>, pulling out da siggimus mobile<\/p>\n

tah-dah!!<\/p>\n

der’s da culprit!!<\/p>\n

damn sneaky little siggimus mobile, making prank calls to siggimus from the confines of his pocket!!<\/p>\n

ball [7 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

a bit clumsy<\/a> sometimes, but nice hooters<\/a>!! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

b g again [7 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

much the same as usual, a few beers, some coffee, some cave<\/p>\n

cripple billy [6 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

sees another play. this 1<\/a> by that irish dude<\/a><\/p>\n

liked that other 1<\/a> much better, siggimus must say<\/p>\n

cave autograph!!! [6 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

turns out siggimus got nick cave’s autograph a while back!!<\/p>\n

the cave was laughing & making jolly, so siggimus whipped out all his cds & asked his autograph. of course the king obliges, but writes his name in a very odd manner, so it doesn’t even fit on da cd!!<\/p>\n

soon after dis, b woke up<\/p>\n

siggimus hasn’t been able to find them cds anywhere \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

whatthefuck?!? [5 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

what on earth are these people<\/a> doing checking out web siggimus???<\/p>\n

ne ne ne ne ne [5 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

kiss siggimus’ pungent feet<\/p>\n

give him 8 pots of money<\/p>\n

promise him your firstborn<\/p>\n

beg<\/p>\n

be a real hot chick & seduce him thrice<\/p>\n

be 2 not quite so hot chicks & seduce him thrice<\/p>\n

& you might be considered for the seat next to siggimus on dec. 12 at 14.00<\/a><\/p>\n

might<\/a><\/p>\n

… [4 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

again, doesn’t see the latest bond flick<\/p>\n

trims<\/a> nails instead<\/p>\n

yippee<\/p>\n

quoth siggimus [3 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

you’re not the brightest bulb<\/a> on the christmas tree<\/a><\/p>\n

b g drops in [2 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

doesn’t bring any beer<\/p>\n

brings something much better<\/a><\/p>\n

wiiiiide griin!<\/p>\n

siggimus da steamroller [1 december 2002]<\/span><\/h3>\n

going to mom’s for the weekly laundry treatment, siggimus is hijacked & put to work on a gingerbread house<\/p>\n

being practically an expert in this area, siggimus rises to the occasion & transforms himself into a steamroller & flattens the dough<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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