{"id":2382,"date":"2003-01-30T19:28:30","date_gmt":"2003-01-30T19:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/?p=2382"},"modified":"2009-04-30T19:59:24","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T19:59:24","slug":"january-2003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2003\/01\/30\/january-2003\/","title":{"rendered":"january 2003"},"content":{"rendered":"

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surprise!! [31 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

ovs farewelled with a surprise party at keg’s<\/p>\n

siggimus actually manages to miss the event itself (supposedly priceless) on account of lift-giver’s tardiness, but does however manage to enjoy the night, with all the metallica & the stories of ovs’s youthful pranking around<\/p>\n

cats strike again [28 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

this time with an attempt on life of bonnie<\/p>\n

having turned in early (responsibilities of familyhood kicking in) siggimus wakes up to a terrified parrot’s shrieks<\/p>\n

‘what up, little one?’ siggimus asks<\/p>\n

before bonnie manages to cry out his fretful answer, siggimus sees head of cat peeking inside<\/p>\n

‘begone, foul creature of the night,’ siggimus curses the beast & it scuttles off, tail betwixt hind legs<\/p>\n

‘there there’<\/p>\n

‘there there’<\/p>\n

for the next 20 mins: ‘there there’<\/p>\n

bonnie!! [26 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

bj\u00f6ssi comes bringing a dear gift!!<\/p>\n

after 4 years, bj\u00f6ssi decides to pass on his dear friend & parrot, bonnie, to a most willing siggimus<\/p>\n

so, siggimus is the proud owner of a parrot<\/p>\n

& it’s looking like the beginning of a beautiful friendship already \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

more soon!!<\/p>\n

daddying [25 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

buying tiny pistols that shoot tiny pellets of potato for 8 year olds isn’t such a great idea afterall…<\/p>\n

at least if you do your own vacuuming<\/p>\n

warning!<\/p>\n

stay wayyyy clear of this horror<\/a>!<\/p>\n

siggimus on tv!! [23 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

getting front row seats at that music award thingy<\/a>, it turns out siggimus turned up on tv a bit<\/p>\n

gets hot chick’s number! [23 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

through a series of events that won’t be gotten into at this stage, siggimus gets really hot chick’s<\/a> number<\/p>\n

oh, man!! [22 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

a beer would be just the thing right about now<\/p>\n

siggimus & spet wonder [22 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

which comes first, country music or braindeath?<\/p>\n

go gr\u00e6nir frostpinnar \ud83d\ude00 [20 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

go gr\u00e6nir frostpinnar<\/a> \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

that explains it! [20 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

finds note from fortune cookie<\/a> from friday night<\/p>\n

(: don’t worry about the schedule\u2014just have fun \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

that must be the reason siggimus drank all dem beers friday night…<\/p>\n

finally! finally! finally! [19 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

at long fucking last!<\/p>\n

you have absolutely no idea how long siggimus has waited for this<\/a><\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude10 [18 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

|:<\/a><\/p>\n

hmmm [18 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

stalking me \u2014 stalking you<\/p>\n

?<\/p>\n

\u00fcberputerfixer \ud83d\ude00 [18 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

skillfully inserts a brand new power supply into puter & tah-dah!! it works \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

man! siggimus really is a genius, eh?<\/p>\n

oooooooooooooolalala!!!! [17 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

it’s that time again \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

time for the mc fc celebration again<\/p>\n

party!!<\/p>\n

a most enjoyable prospect, seeing as siggimus was last season’s champion, lending kjo a crushing blow that time<\/p>\n

anyhoo, good prospects, a few obligatory beers at work, den off to drink some more beers at the party. having been a good boy, siggimus is only fined 3 beers, which is way below the average<\/p>\n

well, doesn’t get cup, but does on other hand get an electric toothbrush (a subtle hint, hidden somewhere, possibly?)<\/span> & a fancy document stating that siggimus was the best of the best<\/p>\n

no frame, though. all the other buggers who got such diplomas got them in frames \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

so, beer is drunk<\/p>\n

all of it<\/p>\n

actually we coulda used some more of the stuff<\/p>\n

& siggimus is ordered by boss to lie on floor & given a toe-massage :\/<\/p>\n

damn! that thing works<\/p>\n

eeeek!!! [16 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

coming home from what is possibly the longest streak of victory in sports history, siggimus finds the mousehole dark & lifeless<\/p>\n

right away, siggimus suspects old man landlord of foul play, seeing as he seems rather intent on siggimus not having a washing machine<\/p>\n

anyhoo, a friendly & not-letting-ony old man landlord turns juice back on & siggimus returns to his hole, to find that everything works, except… woe is siggimus!!<\/p>\n

puter fried \ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n

this makes things all the more confusing, as this increases the number of suspects. siggimus has powerful enemies, you know<\/p>\n

mighty powerful<\/p>\n

so, the latest theory assumes that the lion has finally stirred & arisen after a long & eerie silence<\/p>\n

that doggone cia at it again<\/p>\n

siggimus might have to come up with a new curse, eh?<\/p>\n

kjo begs for mercy [16 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

kjo, complaining that he hasn’t won a game since november, when siggimus accused him of paying the wily lawyer to take him outta commission, & asked that siggimus release him from the curse<\/a><\/p>\n

not that siggimus admits to having done such a thing, but smiles toward kjo in a way that indicates the possibility of the matter being taken under consideration<\/p>\n

possible autobiograpy titles [15 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

-the naked stalker
\n-bluff your way in stalking
\n-my life as a stalker
\n-a portrait of the stalker as a young man
\n-stalker in the rye
\n-stalking peaks
\n-farewell my stalker
\n-stalk another day
\n-a stalker before christmas
\n-the anatomy of stalking
\n-the stalker always rings twice
\n-driving miss stalker
\n-my beautiful stalker
\n-four stalkers & a funeral<\/p>\n

turns out siggimus’ b2b (that would be code for \u00e1, siggimus’ bride2b. must be careful, computers have eyes)<\/span> is an ex stalker<\/a><\/p>\n

& quite good at it actually<\/p>\n

now there’s a thing that can come in handy<\/p>\n

wooof!! [15 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

works like dog<\/a><\/p>\n

hmmm [14 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

no<\/p>\n

haha!! [11 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

j\u00f3n br\u00f3\u00f0ir up there<\/a> with the hero himself \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

minnas aplenty [10 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

turns out siggimus’ minna<\/a> isn’t the only minna<\/a>. there’s lotsa minnas. some of’em even outta this world<\/a>!<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude42 [9 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

here’s<\/a> a little something to cheer up your day<\/p>\n

cleans mousehole \ud83d\ude10 [8 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

siggimus still ain’t quite clear what brought this on, but while the results of the tests are inconclusive, siggimus speculates it’s the responsibilities kicking in<\/p>\n

the decision to have children with \u00e1 has definitely changed siggimus for the better<\/p>\n

gone is the flippant foolery, in comes a sound, decisive young man, a man ready to shoulder the responsibilities following procreations<\/p>\n

now all that remains to be seen is whether he’ll like \u00e1 up close<\/p>\n

whoa nelly! [7 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

even nelly furtado<\/a> feels sorry for siggimus!! sending him a mail asking; are you married & lonely or single & dateless?<\/p>\n

:\/ how did she know?<\/p>\n

thank you nelly furtado<\/a><\/p>\n

ewwww [5 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

\ud83d\ude10<\/a><\/p>\n

doesn’t [4 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

go to borgarnes<\/p>\n

siggif invites siggimus along, & siggimus is indeed tempted, as a grand exhibition of his globe trekking is opening in borgarnes art museum & a fine night can be counted on to follow in grand company<\/p>\n

again, the doggone siggimus back is to blame for all of siggimus’ misfortunes<\/p>\n

jodaz visits [3 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

being lonely, jodaz pops over for a chat<\/p>\n

being a foul & evil creature of darkness, siggimus gives him a drop of whiskey or 2. them drops soon get a beer-prone jodaz drunk<\/p>\n

tihi<\/p>\n

then all go to kaffibrennslan to meet up with siggif & \u00f8yvind & some danish dude siggimus didn’t catch the name of<\/p>\n

jodaz soon bails. apparently to get hit on & an autograph by megas<\/p>\n

*trumpet* [1 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

takes it easy<\/a><\/p>\n

happy new one, all! [1 january 2003]<\/span><\/h3>\n

may this one be as good as you deserve<\/p>\n

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