{"id":2291,"date":"2009-04-09T17:08:23","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T17:08:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/?p=2291"},"modified":"2009-04-09T22:02:57","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T22:02:57","slug":"spanking-new-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2009\/04\/09\/spanking-new-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"spanking new ride!"},"content":{"rendered":"

so, siggimus finally re-realises an old dream & invests in a bike!!<\/p>\n

tralala \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

won’t get it until saturday, but spends his time until then looking at a pic of it & dreams of whooshing down the streets with wind in hair<\/p>\n

(through helmet, of course!!)<\/p>\n

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the siggimus spanking new ride<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

siggimus is fully aware that he will be the target of mockery & ridicule for buying a bicycle with the label ‘comfort’ (the teenager salesman actually said he wouldn’t want one now, but definitely when he got old)<\/p>\n

let them mock, jide, lampoon, jeer, mock & even deride siggimus if they so desire, for siggimus cares not!<\/p>\n

!<\/p>\n

siggimus is quite happy & will be even happier when he finally gets to ride the monster<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

so, siggimus finally re-realises an old dream & invests in a bike!! tralala \ud83d\ude42 won’t get it until saturday, but spends his time until then looking at a pic of it & dreams of whooshing down the streets with wind in hair (through helmet, of course!!) siggimus is fully aware that he will be the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-AX","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2291"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2306,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291\/revisions\/2306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}