{"id":1871,"date":"2008-11-09T23:22:38","date_gmt":"2008-11-09T23:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/?p=1871"},"modified":"2009-02-26T23:27:20","modified_gmt":"2009-02-26T23:27:20","slug":"it-wasnt-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2008\/11\/09\/it-wasnt-me\/","title":{"rendered":"it wasn&#8217;t me"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>one of the best lines of animal house, sanitized here for your enjoyment: &#8220;you screwed up. you trusted me.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/sethgodin.typepad.com\/seths_blog\/2008\/11\/off-the-record.html\" target=\"_blank\">seth<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>we screwed up<\/p>\n<p>we trusted them<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.babybiker.com\/pictures\/176\/large\/it_was_not_me.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"it wansn\u00b4t me!\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.babybiker.com\/pictures\/176\/large\/it_was_not_me.jpg?resize=400%2C305\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"305\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>one of the best lines of animal house, sanitized here for your enjoyment: &#8220;you screwed up. you trusted me.&#8221; &#8211;seth we screwed up we trusted them<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-ub","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1871"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1952,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1871\/revisions\/1952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}