why would anyone buy a stinky shampoo or conditioner?<\/p>\n
why use soap or shower gel that leaves you clean, but stinky?<\/p>\n
hand-soap or under-arm roll-on or whatever you use for antiperspirant – why the eff pick a stinky one?<\/p>\n
you use all these things & remove the ‘bad’ stink to replace it with ‘good’ stink only to realise that when you finally put on the one thing you didn’t choose despite<\/span> the stink, but actually because <\/span>of it – perfume or eau de cologne – you have to drown out all the other fucken stinks, ending up mixing it all up in a terrible mess of incompatible fucken stinks!!<\/p>\n it would fucken take someone with the fucken nose of jean-baptiste fucken grenouille to fucken manage something fucken interesting out of that<\/p>\n (fucken rant of the day fucken courtesy of a mistakenly bought shower fucken gel that siggimus can’t fucken throw away, as there’s a recession. recession calls for frugal fucken living. even if it makes you fucken stink
& this is after siggimus has fucken stunk for just over 2 stinking hours…)<\/p>\n