{"id":1828,"date":"2008-10-13T11:24:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-13T11:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2008\/10\/carefully\/"},"modified":"2008-10-13T11:24:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-13T11:24:00","slug":"carefully","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2008\/10\/13\/carefully\/","title":{"rendered":"carefully"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/2007\/12\/then-say-someone-made-you-do-it\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.engrish.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2008\/08\/take-the-child.jpg?resize=492%2C415\" width=\"492\" border=\"0\" height=\"415\" \/><\/a><br \/>please take the child &amp; fall extremely carefully&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/2007\/06\/youll-block-traffic\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.engrish.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2008\/08\/dying-prohibited.jpg?resize=475%2C379\" width=\"475\" border=\"0\" height=\"379\" \/><\/a><br \/>strictly forbidden &#8211; well, doing it right here is<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/2005\/10\/help-oneself\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.engrish.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2008\/08\/terminating-machine.jpg?resize=325%2C455\" width=\"325\" border=\"0\" height=\"455\" \/><\/a><br \/>what about other types of help oneself machines..?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/2006\/06\/its-portable\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.engrish.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2008\/08\/portable-cd-case.jpg?resize=400%2C660\" width=\"400\" border=\"0\" height=\"660\" \/><\/a><br \/>as if by magic!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/2005\/03\/rubbish\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.engrish.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2008\/08\/poisonous-evil-rubbish.jpg?resize=450%2C353\" width=\"450\" border=\"0\" height=\"353\" \/><\/a><br \/>not for the kind stuff<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/2007\/12\/then-say-someone-made-you-do-it\/\" target=\"_blank\">more here<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>please take the child &amp; fall extremely carefully&#8230; strictly forbidden &#8211; well, doing it right here is what about other types of help oneself machines..? as if by magic! not for the kind stuff more here from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-tu","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}