{"id":1820,"date":"2008-10-06T15:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-06T15:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2008\/10\/if\/"},"modified":"2023-10-06T08:03:23","modified_gmt":"2023-10-06T08:03:23","slug":"if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2008\/10\/06\/if\/","title":{"rendered":"if&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">if siggimus were a rich man, ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.<br>all day long siggimus&#8217;d biddy biddy bum, if siggimus were a wealthy man.<br>siggimus wouldn&#8217;t have to work hard! ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. if siggimus were a biddy biddy rich, yidle-diddle-didle-didle man<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">well, of course the deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum goes without saying, but siggimus would also have great trouble sleeping &amp; a growing ulcer &amp; severe depression &amp; an assortment of other smaller ailments<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">instead siggimus just has his fractured (but quickly healing!!) rib, some eczema, unwieldy hair, a bum back &amp; his trusty, hard-earned debt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/RBHZFYpQ6nc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>if siggimus were a rich man, ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.all day long siggimus&#8217;d biddy biddy bum, if siggimus were a wealthy man.siggimus wouldn&#8217;t have to work hard! ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. if siggimus were a biddy biddy rich, yidle-diddle-didle-didle man well, of course the deedle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14],"tags":[76,67,73,75],"class_list":["post-1820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pics","tag-english","tag-life","tag-listening","tag-siggimus"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-if","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1820"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1820\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16794,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1820\/revisions\/16794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}