{"id":1749,"date":"2008-09-06T18:07:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-06T18:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2008\/09\/not-sure-why\/"},"modified":"2008-09-06T18:07:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-06T18:07:00","slug":"not-sure-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2008\/09\/06\/not-sure-why\/","title":{"rendered":"not sure why"},"content":{"rendered":"

but it seems siggimus is picking up a bit of spanish these days<\/p>\n

una cerveza, por favor
si
un suertudo se\u00f1or, y ocho se\u00f1oritas<\/p>\n

<\/div>\n
all welcome additions to siggimuses spanish phrasebook:<\/div>\n
yoy ne soy marinero<\/div>\n
feliz navidad<\/div>\n
una paloma blanca<\/div>\n
vamos a la playa<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
pop-quiz: which three of those would come in handy on siggimuses current travels?<\/p>\n
<\/div>\n
\n

but numbers have been propping up a lot lately<\/p>\n

8 – the hot chicks that follow siggimus around wherever he goes
0 – the number of other dudes being followed by said hot chicks
1 – the times siggimus has been rudely forgotten & abandoned by aforementioned hot chicks. fortunately they returned about 15 mins later, only realising siggimus had been missing at all when he claimed to be a bit hurt
17 – the times siggimus has proclaimed hurtfulness at being forgotten & abandoned. what made it worse is: 8 effing hot chicks – who notices losing one?? while out of the 9 people in the group, siggimus clearly stands out as the tallest & biggest & perspiringest & the interestingnessest plus the only one with noticeable facial hair
735 – the numbers of hotels inspected by siggimus & hot chicks (or so it seems)
400 – the kilometres walked (or so it seems)
2 – the number of days since departure
45 – the number of euros spent so far
1 – the number of complimentary bottles of red wine waiting for siggimus in his room
7 – the times the respectable hr manager had to request abba from the dj at costa cabana
1 – the times the respectable hr manager had to threaten violence, requesting abba from the dj at costa cabana
5 – the number of stars the hotel siggimus stays in has
7 – the number of bottles of red & white wine served with dinner last night
413 – the litres of water drunk by siggimus
412 – the litres of sweat perspired by siggimus
5 – the number of hotels that seriously kick ass & siggimus would love to stay in
10 – the (approximate) number of decadent hotels siggimus probably wouldn’t enjoy staying in much
1 – the number of siggimuses that are turning into hotel snobs
24 – the average number of degrees centigrade that have recently turned siggimus into a profuse perspirant
1 – the times siggimus has had bacon & eggs for breakfast … so far
17 – the times siggimus has sung ‘hallelujah’ when he feels the gentle sea breeze upon his person, tempering the perspiration momentarily
3 – the grade the lobby pianist gets, for using a drum machine, possibly for increased drama
7,8 – the grade the lobby pianist might get if he dropped the drum machine sitting on top of the grand piano & the cheesy sunglasses
1 – the number of coupons siggimus has to the\u00a0lopesan costa meloneras resort spa & casino spa
2 – the number of times siggimus will have soaked in a wonderful warm bath in his hotel room in 1 hour<\/p>\n

0 – the number of times siggimus has perused the bidet (erm … instructions?!)<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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but it seems siggimus is picking up a bit of spanish these days una cerveza, por favorsiun suertudo se\u00f1or, y ocho se\u00f1oritas all welcome additions to siggimuses spanish phrasebook: yoy ne soy marinero feliz navidad una paloma blanca vamos a la playa pop-quiz: which three of those would come in handy on siggimuses current travels? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-sd","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1749\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}