{"id":172,"date":"2004-07-18T23:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-18T23:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/07\/perilous-weekend\/"},"modified":"2004-07-18T23:53:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-18T23:53:00","slug":"perilous-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/07\/18\/perilous-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"perilous weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>buggered off to sn\u00e6fellsnes for da weekend with jodaz &#038; jonkurteiz to make the most of jonkurteiz&#8217;s short visit to iceland<\/p>\n<p>it only took 3 grown men with nothing else to do all day around 72 hours of planning<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<h1>go fish<\/h1>\n<p>eventually settle on a fishing trip to n\u00fap\u00e1 river. it&#8217;s situated next to haffjar\u00f0ar\u00e1, where filthy rich people hand over obscene amounts of money for a bit of excercise in the outdoors with a long stick<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/800_JonkurteizJodaz.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/200_JonkurteizJodaz.jpg?resize=200%2C150\" border=0 width=\"200\" height=\"150\" title=\"taking breather from settling in\"><\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/800_JodazSlakar.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/200_JodazSlakar.jpg?resize=200%2C150\" border=0 width=\"200\" height=\"150\" title=\"noone takes breathers like jodaz\"><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/><em>settling in &#038; examining the quality of the brew<br \/>\n<br \/><small>hover mouse over pic for caption. click for larger \ud83d\ude42<\/small><\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>the word &#8216;river&#8217; stretched to its limits<\/h2>\n<p>upon inspection, n\u00fap\u00e1 &#8216;river&#8217; appears to be running out of water &#038; the chances of finding any lifeform in it seem remote at best. this might explain why 3 days in n\u00fap\u00e1 cost less than the people fishing in the adjacent river spend on footware weekly<\/p>\n<p>dis does not stop the avid fishermen for more than 2 hours or so &#038; eventually they embark on a drive up to the old dam\/power station to see if they couldn&#8217;t at least catch a ghost of a fish<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/800_Felagsheimilid.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/200_Felagsheimilid.jpg?resize=200%2C150\" border=0 width=\"200\" height=\"150\" title=\"the stately palace\"><\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/800_JodazVeidirRafstod.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/200_JodazVeidirRafstod.jpg?resize=200%2C150\" border=0 width=\"200\" height=\"150\" title=\"jodaz, da resident fishing expert, fishes off the old dam\"><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/><em><small>hover mouse over pic for caption. click for larger \ud83d\ude42<\/small><\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>musbile has jeepish tendencies<\/h2>\n<p>after an hour or two of the musbile taking the gang wherever they wished, up &#038; down river to try &#038; catch a little something, driving over rough terrain &#038; crossing rivers as if it was a jeep, dey gives up &#038; returns to the palace to throw a few burgers on the bbq &#038; create art out of&#8217;em<\/p>\n<p>den an attempt at finishing all the beer &#038; da whiskey too<\/p>\n<p>jodaz takes great pride in his devotion to the cause of finishing the excellent wiskey with a bit of coffee<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<h1>day 2<\/h1>\n<p>da moment dey wakes up, da gang starts talking about fishing some more<\/p>\n<p>in some 6-8 hours, they do<\/p>\n<p>musbile takes them half the way down to the ocean, where dey was actually supposed to find fish<\/p>\n<p>so, next up is about a 2-3 km walk down to where the river is bubbling with fish eager to take any bait &#038; jump up on land. even if all you have for bait is rotten mackerel<\/p>\n<p>with a well timed break, they make it der in about 1,5 hours<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/800_Fjara_1744.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/200_Fjara_1744.jpg?resize=200%2C150\" border=0 width=\"200\" height=\"150\" title=\"da state at precicely 17.44\"><\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/800_FallidAd_1840.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/200_FallidAd_1840.jpg?resize=200%2C150\" border=0 width=\"200\" height=\"150\" title=\"da state at precicely 17.44\"><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/><em>note the drastic change in sea level in a mere 56 mins&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/><small>hover mouse over pic for caption. click for larger \ud83d\ude42<\/small><\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>trapped!!!<\/h2>\n<p>at first it was just cool watching the water rise, but suddenly it dawns upon&#8217;em! dey was trapped on a wee island :\/<\/p>\n<p>deir only chance of survival seems to be calling the coastguard, quite an expensive exercise indeed<\/p>\n<p>jodaz just kept on fishing as if nothing was going on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>den it comes to&#8217;em!<\/p>\n<p>(well, comes to jodaz, actually) <\/p>\n<p>dey must swim back to the mainland!! swim for dear life!!<\/p>\n<p>after a wee bit of experimenting, dat soon gets downgraded to wading<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/800_JodazVeidir.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/200_JodazVeidir.jpg?resize=200%2C150\" border=0 width=\"200\" height=\"150\" title=\"da gang about to drown any minute, but jodaz keeps on fishing\"><\/a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/800_JodazVedur.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040716-18_Veidiferd\/200_JodazVedur.jpg?resize=200%2C150\" border=0 width=\"200\" height=\"150\" title=\"note that jonkurteiz &amp; siggimus were not wearing anything to keep out the humidity &#038; cold of the ocean\"><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/><em>there are pics of jonkurteiz &#038; siggimus actually wading across,<br \/>\n<br \/>but &#8230; well &#8230; no!! never!!!!<br \/>\n<br \/><small>hover mouse over pic for caption. click for larger \ud83d\ude42<\/small><\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>well, most if not all survived this ordeal, only to face another!<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<h2>walk of death<\/h2>\n<p>walking back to the musbile with two sets of cold, wet balls &#038; one pair of legs in warm boots that reach up to the ear. da terrain was rough; dry, soft &#038; boggy<\/p>\n<p>a large number of hours later, dey actually makes it to da musbile &#038; never has a cold-wet-balled &#038; lobster-red-armed &#038; tired man been as happy to see his musmobile<\/p>\n<h2>evening<\/h2>\n<p>what little remained of the evening was spent sharing memories of lives flashing by, continuously<\/p>\n<h1>sum-up<\/h1>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>didn&#8217;t catch a thing<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<li>almost drowned<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<li>arms sunburnt to shade of lobstery red<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<li>feet on strike from walk of death\n<p>on way home, dey come to the conclusion dat while the fishing was a miserable failure &#038; the drinking not up to par, dey can at least take pride in de fact dat dey were swift &#038; efficient at the cleaning up&#8230; <\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>buggered off to sn\u00e6fellsnes for da weekend with jodaz &#038; jonkurteiz to make the most of jonkurteiz&#8217;s short visit to iceland it only took 3 grown men with nothing else to do all day around 72 hours of planning go fish eventually settle on a fishing trip to n\u00fap\u00e1 river. it&#8217;s situated next to haffjar\u00f0ar\u00e1, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-2M","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}