{"id":1573,"date":"2008-05-22T22:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-22T22:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2008\/05\/midget-santa\/"},"modified":"2024-02-28T08:54:21","modified_gmt":"2024-02-28T08:54:21","slug":"midget-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2008\/05\/22\/midget-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"midget santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"stubby the midget santa. click for a yule-lad colouring book\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jolamjolk.is\/litabok\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px;float: right;cursor: pointer;width: 300px\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jolamjolk.is\/resources\/Images\/254_Stufur_lita.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>siggimus has a new moniker at work<\/p>\n<p>somehow siggimus managed to make a wee mistake, sending a few emails to a little mailing list with a wrong subject. instead of something about golf (don&#8217;t ask) it was something about gift certificates being the perfect christmas present<\/p>\n<p>to warn co-workers of possible phone-calls or complaints, siggimus sent them a mail<\/p>\n<p>siggimus ended the mail with some old fashioned fessing up; &#8216;siggimus wishes siggimus could blame it on technology or something, but the simple truth is that siggimus effed up big time&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>a number of colleagues replied, wishing him happy holidays &amp; such. seemed his disarming honesty overwhelmed them<\/p>\n<p>anyhoo, next day, during lunch, ceo walks over, pats siggimus friendily on back &amp; says, from now on you will be known as &#8216;st\u00fafur&#8217; (<a title=\"stubby the midget santa - bigger pic, ready for colouring\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jolamjolk.is\/resources\/Images\/254_Stufur_lita.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">see pic<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Yule_Lads\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">background on st\u00fafur &amp; the rest of the santa\/yule gang<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;st\u00fafur &#8211; stubby &#8211; abnormally short. steals pans to eat the crust left on them&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>yay &#8211; siggimus is midget santa<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>siggimus has a new moniker at work somehow siggimus managed to make a wee mistake, sending a few emails to a little mailing list with a wrong subject. instead of something about golf (don&#8217;t ask) it was something about gift certificates being the perfect christmas present to warn co-workers of possible phone-calls or complaints, siggimus [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[77],"class_list":["post-1573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing","tag-jol"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-pn","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1573"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18891,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1573\/revisions\/18891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}