{"id":1569,"date":"2008-05-19T13:36:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-19T13:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2008\/05\/drool\/"},"modified":"2008-05-19T13:36:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-19T13:36:00","slug":"drool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2008\/05\/19\/drool\/","title":{"rendered":"drool!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/en-us.www.mozilla.com\/en-US\/firefox\/3.0rc1\/releasenotes\/\" title=\"get it here!! but careful! it\u00b4s not quite finished!!\" target=\"blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 158px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cache.lifehacker.com\/assets\/resources\/2008\/05\/Firefox-logo.png\" alt=\"get it here!! but careful! it\u00b4s not quite finished!!\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>uffa!<\/p>\n<p>firefox 3 is the first &amp; only software (so far) to come close to giving siggimus an erection<\/p>\n<p>excuse the profanity &amp; foul language, but it&#8217;s just so effing fast &amp; slick &amp; clever &amp; ingenious &amp; smart &amp; cool &amp; great &amp; wonderful &amp; &#8230; slurp<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en-us.www.mozilla.com\/en-US\/firefox\/3.0rc1\/releasenotes\/\" target=\"blank\">get it here!! but careful! it&#8217;s not quite finished!!<\/a><br \/>siggimus just couldn&#8217;t wait any longer<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mrbass.org\/freeware\/firefox\/firefox.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.mrbass.org\/freeware\/firefox\/firefox.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"chowing down on the giant!\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>uffa! firefox 3 is the first &amp; only software (so far) to come close to giving siggimus an erection excuse the profanity &amp; foul language, but it&#8217;s just so effing fast &amp; slick &amp; clever &amp; ingenious &amp; smart &amp; cool &amp; great &amp; wonderful &amp; &#8230; slurp get it here!! but careful! it&#8217;s not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-drool","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}