{"id":1556,"date":"2008-04-30T10:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T10:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2008\/04\/inspired\/"},"modified":"2008-04-30T10:26:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T10:26:00","slug":"inspired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2008\/04\/30\/inspired\/","title":{"rendered":"inspired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/westlake.k12.oh.us\/hilliard\/whspe\/badminton\/badminton_rules.htm\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 300px;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/westlake.k12.oh.us\/hilliard\/whspe\/badminton\/images\/badminton.gif\" alt=\"badminton pic\" title=\"cock *tihi!* &amp; racquet\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>bucket<\/p>\n<p>last night, siggimus played badminton (actually more good than bad!) for over an hour<\/p>\n<p>seeing as siggimus is in no shape or form whatsoever at all, this would under normal cirumstances have rendered siggimus immobile &#8211; or at the very least made him walk awkwardly in an old-fartly kinda way, moaning &amp; grunting with every painful step<\/p>\n<p>instead, siggimus just walks like a fart (there was even near-strutting earlier!!), doing no more moaning &amp; grunting than average<\/p>\n<p>so, siggimus can verify that buying that <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bucket\" title=\"also called a pail or umbrella\" target=\"_blank&quot;\">bucket<\/a> truly was an inspired idea!<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bucket last night, siggimus played badminton (actually more good than bad!) for over an hour seeing as siggimus is in no shape or form whatsoever at all, this would under normal cirumstances have rendered siggimus immobile &#8211; or at the very least made him walk awkwardly in an old-fartly kinda way, moaning &amp; grunting with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-inspired","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}