{"id":1543,"date":"2008-04-08T23:12:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T23:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2008\/04\/egad\/"},"modified":"2008-04-08T23:12:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T23:12:00","slug":"egad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2008\/04\/08\/egad\/","title":{"rendered":"egad!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hmmm<br \/>that chick is actually &#8230; erm, fondling that zombie&#8217;s &#8230; eh, pecker<\/p>\n<p>no, wait!<br \/>heh! there was something seriously wrong with that image!<\/p>\n<p>there&#8217;s no chick pleasuring a zombie at all!!<\/p>\n<p>he&#8217;s a mummy!!<br \/>a completely different matter altogether!<\/p>\n<p>mummy-porn is a bit freaky<\/p>\n<p>hmm, now there&#8217;s a vampire chick playing what looks like a real a fun game with a blonde naked chick<br \/>she&#8217;s sucking &#8230; no, that&#8217;s not blood<\/p>\n<p>here we go!<br \/>the coffin opens up &amp; a vampire crawls out, with cape &amp; everything<\/p>\n<p>oops!<br \/>his fly is open!<br \/>somebody tell him before his peepee falls out<\/p>\n<p>too late! clumsy!!<\/p>\n<p>hey!! &#8230; careful where you put those pointy, pointy teeth, vampire chick!<\/p>\n<p>phew!<br \/>his little friend went unscathed \u2014 that was definitely not blood :\/<\/p>\n<p>hmmm, isn&#8217;t it the vampire that&#8217;s supposed to suck the victim?<\/p>\n<p>&amp; don&#8217;t they usually suck blood? &amp; from the neck or something? &#8230; like, not from the groin area<\/p>\n<p>this must be some new, special swedish, way of converting humans to vampirism<\/p>\n<p>hmmm<br \/>witnessing the undead mating \u2014 on <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">or<\/span> off tv \u2014 is probably a sign it&#8217;s time for some rest<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hmmmthat chick is actually &#8230; erm, fondling that zombie&#8217;s &#8230; eh, pecker no, wait!heh! there was something seriously wrong with that image! there&#8217;s no chick pleasuring a zombie at all!! he&#8217;s a mummy!!a completely different matter altogether! mummy-porn is a bit freaky hmm, now there&#8217;s a vampire chick playing what looks like a real a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-egad","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}