{"id":1542,"date":"2008-04-06T22:12:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-06T22:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2008\/04\/facts\/"},"modified":"2008-04-06T22:12:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-06T22:12:00","slug":"facts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2008\/04\/06\/facts\/","title":{"rendered":"facts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>about chuck norris:<\/p>\n<p>it takes chuck norris 20 mins to watch 60 minutes<br \/>chuck norris built rome in a day<br \/>chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open<br \/>once chuck norris pops, he can stop<br \/>when monsters go to sleep, they check under the bed for chuck norris<br \/>chuck norris can lick his elbow<br \/>chuck norris doesn&#8217;t love raymond<br \/>chuck norris once visited the virgin islands. now they are called the islands<br \/>chuck norris&#8217; tears cure cancer. too bad he doesn&#8217;t cry<br \/>when chuck norris breaks wind, it stays broken<br \/>chuck norris doesn&#8217;t breathe, he holds air hostage<br \/>chuck norris can have his cake &amp; eat it too<br \/>chuck norris does talk about fight club<br \/>when chuck norris crosses the road, cars look both ways<br \/>chuck norris can clap with one hand<br \/>chuck norris can judge a book by its cover<br \/>chuck norris can believe it&#8217;s not butter<br \/>chuck norris&#8217; cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys<br \/>windows never crashes on chuck norris&#8217; computer<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chucknorrisfacts.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">want more?<\/a><br \/>type <strong>&#8220;find chuck norris&#8221;<\/strong> (with the quotation marks into google.com &amp; press the &#8216;i&#8217;m feeling lucky&#8217; button<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>about chuck norris: it takes chuck norris 20 mins to watch 60 minuteschuck norris built rome in a daychuck norris can sneeze with his eyes openonce chuck norris pops, he can stopwhen monsters go to sleep, they check under the bed for chuck norrischuck norris can lick his elbowchuck norris doesn&#8217;t love raymondchuck norris once [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-facts","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}