{"id":1365,"date":"2007-08-13T20:53:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T20:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2007\/08\/flight-of-the-conchords\/"},"modified":"2007-08-13T20:53:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-13T20:53:00","slug":"flight-of-the-conchords","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2007\/08\/13\/flight-of-the-conchords\/","title":{"rendered":"flight of the conchords"},"content":{"rendered":"

truly hilarius stuff \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

yeah, i guess i do talk a lot about getting with some very hot women<\/p>\n

item one: fan base
ways to increase the american fan base<\/p>\n

what fan base?<\/p>\n

the fan base of the band<\/p>\n

you mean mel?<\/p>\n

mm<\/p>\n

that’s not a fan base, that’s just a woman<\/p>\n

the humans are dead
the humans are dead
we used poisonous gasses
and we poisoned their asses
the humans are dead
– right they are dead
the humans are dead
– they look like they’re dead
it had to be done
– i’ll just confirm that they’re dead
so we could have fun
– affirmative. i poked one. it was dead<\/p>\n

i’m not crying
it’s just been raining
on my face<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

these aren’t tears of sadness
because you’re leavin’ me
i’ve just been cutting onions
i’m making a lasagna
– for one<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

how come you reach a fork in the road
yet it cuts like a knife<\/p>\n

from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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