{"id":1361,"date":"2007-08-02T22:02:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-02T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2007\/08\/bubba-the-builder\/"},"modified":"2007-08-02T22:02:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-02T22:02:00","slug":"bubba-the-builder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2007\/08\/02\/bubba-the-builder\/","title":{"rendered":"bubba the builder"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"\"<\/a>yay!<\/p>\n

what humongous tools i have!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>awww!<\/p>\n

i forgot to be gentle and my huge tool broke her!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>there there<\/p>\n

all better now<\/p>\n

i put you on a soft rug before i start nailing you!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>what is this? she comes with instructions!?<\/p>\n

how does this work? maybe i shouldn’t have started screwing her right away with my humongous tool?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>hello? i have no hair, but i am very happy<\/p>\n

i like talking on the telephone<\/p>\n

i’m supposed to nail her first? real hard?<\/p>\n

and then i put the knob in the thingy & screw real tight?<\/p>\n

thank you for caring!<\/div>\n

from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

yay! what humongous tools i have! awww! i forgot to be gentle and my huge tool broke her! there there all better now i put you on a soft rug before i start nailing you! what is this? she comes with instructions!? how does this work? maybe i shouldn’t have started screwing her right away […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-lX","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}