{"id":1324,"date":"2007-07-02T19:42:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-02T19:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2007\/07\/awwww\/"},"modified":"2007-07-02T19:42:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-02T19:42:00","slug":"awwww","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2007\/07\/02\/awwww\/","title":{"rendered":"awwww"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/profile.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&#038;friendid=190149681\">sharon<\/a> doesn&#8217;t want to talk to siggimus \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/profile.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&#038;friendid=190149681\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_6UhjpMes6lc\/RolWqYCQXCI\/AAAAAAAAAAM\/5_Ccp4JL8sQ\/s400\/myspace.gif\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5082688940470721570\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>such a shame<br \/>she didn&#8217;t even get around to tell siggimus why he should give her money<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/profile.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&#038;friendid=87283421\">the last one<\/a> was in lagos, nigeria &amp; she was stranded in a five star hotel without money or papers. siggimus asked if she was beautiful. yes, very. why doesn&#8217;t she try to  sleep with the hotel manager then? if that fails she could try washing dishes<br \/>at least she should fucken move out of the most expensive room in the five star hotel<\/p>\n<p>myspace is fun!<\/p>\n<p>ps: it may not be apparent from the screenshot, but siggimus replied:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>but i am a monster!<br \/>i torture kittens for fun :\/<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>to which she replied<\/p>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>i don&#8217;t wanna meet a monster, sorry<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>well, not half as sorry as siggimus is!<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sharon doesn&#8217;t want to talk to siggimus \ud83d\ude41 such a shameshe didn&#8217;t even get around to tell siggimus why he should give her money the last one was in lagos, nigeria &amp; she was stranded in a five star hotel without money or papers. siggimus asked if she was beautiful. yes, very. why doesn&#8217;t she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-awwww","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}