{"id":129,"date":"2004-05-29T12:59:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-29T12:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/05\/eeeeek\/"},"modified":"2004-05-29T12:59:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-29T12:59:00","slug":"eeeeek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/05\/29\/eeeeek\/","title":{"rendered":"eeeeek!"},"content":{"rendered":"

while having sworn an oath that not one of the (approx 500) pics taken last night would be made public until certain conditions are met on behalf of certain women, siggimus has, of course been known to lie and cheat when it suits him!!<\/p>\n

this picture is taken today \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n


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mind you, this is not what siggimus looked like last night
so it’s more like semi-cheating?<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n

anyhoo, it was a night like no other; around 20 consenting adults decide to first grow beards, then intentionally and with eerie purpose shave off everything but the upper lip<\/p>\n

upon arrival, men were photographed twice before being allowed into the apartment where they were met with sweet notes from a violin & the occasional pluck of a guitar string<\/p>\n

some had put a great deal of work into the accompanying costumes, while others, e.g. siggimus, didn’t do more than absolutely necessary, & others (sibbi!!) didn’t even wear a fucking costume!!<\/p>\n

so, after this perverse game had gone on long enough, all of the above strutted over to nearby \u00f6lver, for some karaoke<\/p>\n

the other inhabitants didn’t seem to mind the invasion too much, & some of the chicks, being impressed by the size of siggimus’ equipment, actually struck a pose & begged him to shoot<\/p>\n

when dey all got together on stage, crooning ymca, siggimus ran about extremely professionally & filmed the event<\/p>\n

so, all in all a pretty good night<\/p>\n

ps: dem pictures won’t be made public unless a sizeable donation is made to charity<\/p>\n

from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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