{"id":103,"date":"2004-05-03T22:34:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-03T22:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/05\/yawn-stretch\/"},"modified":"2004-05-03T22:34:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-03T22:34:00","slug":"yawn-stretch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/05\/03\/yawn-stretch\/","title":{"rendered":"*yawn &amp; stretch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>tired as fuck, so da 50% off pizza leftovers are reheated &#038; chewed &#038; den put a cd in da puter &#038; a film gawked at<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/StarskyHutch-1130188\/\" target=\"_Blank\" title=\"while siggimus has always had a wee soft spot for ben stiller as comedian, it was owen wilson who won this fight\">not bad at all<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#038; vince vaughn may have given siggimus an idea for a party he&#8217;s been invited to on may 28 ;D<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tired as fuck, so da 50% off pizza leftovers are reheated &#038; chewed &#038; den put a cd in da puter &#038; a film gawked at not bad at all &#038; vince vaughn may have given siggimus an idea for a party he&#8217;s been invited to on may 28 ;D from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-1F","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}