{"id":102,"date":"2004-05-02T23:26:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-02T23:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/05\/truth\/"},"modified":"2004-05-02T23:26:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-02T23:26:00","slug":"truth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/05\/02\/truth\/","title":{"rendered":"truth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>there was this moment dis morning when siggimus was finding some pics of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reymysterio.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"egad!! about as silly as silly things get...\">rey mysterio<\/a>, while the brat did his homework (da little bugger&#8217;s been conditioned not to do anything unless he&#8217;s paid in some way) &#038; he says something &#038; siggimus asks him what he wants<\/p>\n<p>he looks siggimus straight in the eyes, puts on this dead serious face &#038; says: &#8220;i want the truth!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>siggimus fell off chair &#038; rolled around laughing<\/p>\n<p>anyhoo, da little maggot finally came to terms with getting that mane trimmed &#038; insisted siggimus do it<\/p>\n<p>so, finally, the little bugger&#8217;s back to looking human&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there was this moment dis morning when siggimus was finding some pics of rey mysterio, while the brat did his homework (da little bugger&#8217;s been conditioned not to do anything unless he&#8217;s paid in some way) &#038; he says something &#038; siggimus asks him what he wants he looks siggimus straight in the eyes, puts [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-truth","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}