{"id":3,"date":"2009-02-23T21:22:53","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T21:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/?page_id=3"},"modified":"2009-02-28T13:50:16","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T13:50:16","slug":"stories","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/writing\/stories\/","title":{"rendered":"stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>yes stranger, stories!<\/p>\n<p>read&#8217;em and lik&#8217;em, or siggimus&#8217;ll hunt you down and sing to you. siggimus  knows where you live!<\/p>\n<h2>story<\/h2>\n<p>the perilous tale of the <a href=\"waiting\/\">whoosis<\/a>, and  its adventures in the great wilderness<\/p>\n<h2>story<\/h2>\n<p>the adventures of <a href=\"hannibal\/\">hannibal the  great<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>in technicolor!<\/p>\n<p>now also made famous in bulgaria!! just try to mention siggimus&#8217; nomer or  hannibal to a bulgarian&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2>story<\/h2>\n<p>read all about how tom met <a href=\"linda\/\">linda<\/a>, and how  they all lived happily ever after, going to the toilet once in a while<\/p>\n<h2>story<\/h2>\n<p>read this tantalizing story of a modern job, and how  he finds help in the unlikeliest place<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"plan-z\/\">sorta plan z from earth?<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>not story<\/h2>\n<p>but a shocking revelation that has turned the world of shakespearian research  upside down!<\/p>\n<p>a web siggimus scoop!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"sonnet\/\">some pottery by  shakespeare<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>not story either<\/h2>\n<p>but one of siggimus&#8217;s largest curses<\/p>\n<p>siggimus seems to be plagued with german  e-mails<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"email-in-german\/\">reply included at no extra cost to you<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yes stranger, stories! read&#8217;em and lik&#8217;em, or siggimus&#8217;ll hunt you down and sing to you. siggimus knows where you live! story the perilous tale of the whoosis, and its adventures in the great wilderness story the adventures of hannibal the great! in technicolor! now also made famous in bulgaria!! just try to mention siggimus&#8217; nomer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":2009,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PcQPg2-3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2011,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3\/revisions\/2011"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}