um lei\u00f0 og afs\u00f6kunar hl\u00fdtur bo\u00f0ist fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 \u00f3svinnu a\u00f0 \u00feegja \u00feunnu \t hlj\u00f3\u00f0i m\u00e1nu\u00f0um saman, kemur loks hlj\u00f3\u00f0 \u00far tunnu.<\/p>\n
h\u00e9rna, viti\u00f0i, sluffurnar og j\u00e1rnin sem eru efst \u00ed ofnum og sona, sona \t \u00fei\u00f0 viti\u00f0 sem ver\u00f0ur sotli\u00f0 heitt, og jafnvel rautt \u00feegar ofninn er \t a\u00f0 baka?<\/p>\n
\u00e6, h\u00e9rna, elementi\u00f0?<\/p>\n
h\u00e9rna, ekki pota \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0an ofninn er a\u00f0 baka.<\/p>\n
eftir a\u00f0 hafa heyrt 893.723 sinnum a\u00f0 austur-ind\u00edafjelagi\u00f0 gefi manni \t (og m\u00fas) best a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a \u00ed heimi, og a\u00f0 sjeiksp\u00edreinsogannleggursig\u00e1n\u00edt\u00eduogsj\u00f6m\u00edn\u00fatum \t v\u00e6ri besta leikrit \u00ed heimi, hringdi siggimus \u00ed berglindi, s\u00edna leikh\u00fasfrillu \t \u00e1g\u00e6ta, og tilkynnti a\u00f0 n\u00fa skyldi fari\u00f0 \u00fat \u00e1 l\u00edf. ‘alt\u00edl\u00e6,’ segir h\u00fan \t r\u00e9tt eins og konu s\u00e6mir. ‘siggimus pantar bor\u00f0 og kaupir mi\u00f0a og sona.’ \t ‘alt\u00edl\u00e6. spur\u00f0u hvort s\u00e9 rabatt fyrir st\u00fad\u00ednur.’<\/p>\n
siggimus hringir og pantar mi\u00f0a og fer svo og kaupir mi\u00f0a og hringir \t svo og spyr hvort s\u00e9 rabatt fyrir st\u00fad\u00ednur og segir sj\u00fakkitt! \u00feegar \t konan segir nei.<\/p>\n
l\u00ed\u00f0ur a\u00f0 kveldi og siggimus hyggur \u00e1 bor\u00f0apantanir. www.simaskra.is \t segir n\u00fameri\u00f0 vera 552 1630 og siggimus velur.<\/p>\n
‘hall\u00f3’<\/p>\n
‘hall\u00f3? eee, ert \u00fe\u00fa ekki veitingah\u00fas?’<\/p>\n
‘veitingah\u00fas? ne-ei. \u00e9g er ekki veitingah\u00fas’<\/p>\n
‘hanan\u00fa! ekki einusinni austur-ind\u00edafjelagi\u00f0, ha?’<\/p>\n
‘nei. \u00e9g er bara kona’<\/p>\n
‘ja h\u00e9rna!’<\/p>\n
‘af hverju eru allir a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed mig og halda a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 austur-ind\u00edafjelagi\u00f0?’<\/p>\n
‘a\u00fe\u00fe\u00ed s\u00edmaskr\u00e1in segir a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt \u00fea\u00f0?’<\/p>\n
‘minnar er samt b\u00fain a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 sona n\u00famer \u00ed marga m\u00e1nu\u00f0i’<\/p>\n
‘og heitir austur-ind\u00edafjelagi\u00f0 \u00ed skr\u00e1nni?’<\/p>\n
‘obos\u00ed’<\/p>\n
‘\u00f3keib\u00e6!’<\/p>\n
einn-einn-tveir: ‘austur-ind\u00edafjelagi\u00f0?’<\/p>\n
‘552 1630’<\/p>\n
‘onei’<\/p>\n
‘oj\u00fa!’<\/p>\n
‘neibb’<\/p>\n
‘uu? akkuru segir siggimus \u00fea\u00f0?’<\/p>\n
‘konan sem svarar \u00fear segist ekki vera neitt restaurant’<\/p>\n
‘j\u00e1enn! h\u00e9r stendur, ‘austur-ind\u00edafjelagi\u00f0, opi\u00f0 fr\u00e1 18 til tuttugog\u00ferj\u00fa”<\/p>\n
‘samt…’<\/p>\n
‘oj\u00e6ja’<\/p>\n
552 1630<\/p>\n
‘hall\u00f3’<\/p>\n
‘hall\u00f3 kona. ertu enn\u00fe\u00e1 bara kona og ekkert austur-ind\u00edafjelag?’<\/p>\n
‘\u00e9g er vo\u00f0a hr\u00e6dd um \u00fea\u00f0…’<\/p>\n
‘\u00e1rans vesin’<\/p>\n
552 1630<\/p>\n
‘austur-ind\u00edafjelagi\u00f0, gott kv\u00f6ld’ svarar austur-ind\u00edafjelagskur karlma\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n
‘uu,’ \u00e1 siggamus kemur vabbla, ‘h\u00e9rna, …ee… \u00e1ttu laust bor\u00f0 \u00ed kv\u00f6ld \t …ee… klukkan \u00e1tta?<\/p>\n
‘j\u00e1, hva\u00f0 er nafni\u00f0?’<\/p>\n
‘siggimus’ …o.s.frv.<\/p>\n
hva\u00f0 veldur? situr siggimus og sp\u00f6klerar a\u00f0 \u00feessu loknu? stundum svarar \t kona sem er ekkert veitingah\u00fas, en stundum svarar kall sem er veitingah\u00fas?<\/p>\n
tvennt kemur helst til greina:<\/p>\n
tv\u00edm\u00e6lalaust og \u00e1n efa b.<\/p>\n
akkuru? a\u00fe\u00fe\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 getur ekki veri\u00f0 til sona l\u00edtil og vond p\u00fakakona sem vill vera sona vond vi\u00f0 siggamus. og a\u00fe\u00fe\u00ed \u00ed \u00feokkab\u00f3t vill siggimus svei hans \u00fe\u00e1 ekki lifa \u00ed ver\u00f6ld \u00fear sem svari\u00f0 er a.<\/p>\n
\u00fea\u00f0 er barasta miklu meira gaman h\u00e9r \u00e1 pl\u00e1netu siggimus \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" (lengi von \u00e1 einni sag\u00f0i kellingin og d\u00f3) um lei\u00f0 og afs\u00f6kunar hl\u00fdtur bo\u00f0ist fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 \u00f3svinnu a\u00f0 \u00feegja \u00feunnu hlj\u00f3\u00f0i m\u00e1nu\u00f0um saman, kemur loks hlj\u00f3\u00f0 \u00far tunnu. form\u00e1li: var\u00fa\u00f0! ekki pota! h\u00e9rna, viti\u00f0i, sluffurnar og j\u00e1rnin sem eru efst \u00ed ofnum og sona, sona \u00fei\u00f0 viti\u00f0 sem ver\u00f0ur sotli\u00f0 heitt, og jafnvel rautt \u00feegar […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":2013,"menu_order":11,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2099","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PcQPg2-xR","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2099"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2106,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2099\/revisions\/2106"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}