\u00feessu sinni hefir siggimus \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 skvetta eil\u00edti\u00f0 \u00far dj\u00fapum og \t miklum viskubrunni siggamuss og ey\u00f0a m\u00f6gulega me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed einhverri af vanl\u00ed\u00f0an \t jar\u00f0arb\u00faa.<\/p>\n
ekki ver\u00f0ur r\u00e1\u00f0ist \u00e1 gar\u00f0inn \u00fear sem hann er l\u00e6gstur, heldur ver\u00f0ur \t hreint til atl\u00f6gu lagt vi\u00f0 \u00feann elsta erki\u00f3vin gle\u00f0imanna og -kvenna \t fr\u00e1 \u00f6r\u00f3fi alda, hr. timburmann. \u00feykist siggimus sosum ekki hafa fundi\u00f0 \t l\u00e6kninguna \u00fear \u00e1, enda pr\u00fdddi hann \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00f6llum l\u00edkindum fleiri n\u00f3belsplagg\u00f6t \t en n\u00fa er a\u00f0 heilsa.<\/p>\n
en \u00fea\u00f0 sem siggimus hefur fundi\u00f0, eru<\/p>\n
sunnudaginn \u00ferj\u00e1t\u00edu. m\u00e6m\u00e1na\u00f0ar, einnig kenndur \t sem annar \u00ed j\u00far\u00f3v\u00edsj\u00f3n (sko\u00f0anir \u00e1 \u00feeim vi\u00f0bur\u00f0i r\u00famast ekki \u00ed einni \t glefsu), t\u00f3kst siggamus a\u00f0 n\u00e1 einni heljarins g\u00f3\u00f0ri \u00feynnku, hreint \u00e1 \t m\u00e6likvar\u00f0a, og \u00fe\u00f3 v\u00ed\u00f0ar v\u00e6ri leita\u00f0. var athyglin ekki fimm til sj\u00f6 \t m\u00edn\u00fatum \u00e1 eftir siggamusi, eins og svo oft \u00e1\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 svipa\u00f0ar a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur, \t heldur tuttuguogtveimur & h\u00e1lfri u\u00feb. \u00e1 eftir einkurum ekki siggamusi! \t var \u00feetta allt hi\u00f0 undarlegasta. \u00feess m\u00e1 einnig geta a\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0an hinn \u00ferj\u00e1t\u00edu. \t hefir gefist n\u00e6gt t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 sannreyna og margreyna og prufa eftirfarandi \t eftir v\u00edsindalegum lei\u00f0um. ver\u00f0a \u00fev\u00edn\u00e6st upp taldar nokkrar lei\u00f0ir til \t \u00feess arna, og s\u00e9 ekki anna\u00f0 fram teki\u00f0, me\u00f0 m\u00e6lt.<\/span><\/p>\n og \u00fea\u00f0 mix. \u00ed d\u00fas\u00ednum. massav\u00eds. dob\u00edum og ba\u00f0k\u00f6rum. m\u00e1 vera me\u00f0 klaka, \t helst margnota [einnota klakar eru einsog allir vita svo gj\u00f6rla \t ekki umhverfisv\u00e6nir]<\/p>\n gefist ekki kappleikur me\u00f0 skemmdum eplum \u00ed a\u00f0alhlutverkum, m\u00e1 t.d. \t benda \u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feessa \u00e1ttina sem vel lukka\u00f0a bl\u00f6ndu:<\/p>\n sem er einmitt sv\u00ednskemmtilegt bildungsfilm um t\u00e1ning og \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig \t hann ver\u00f0ur mannalegri vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka a\u00f0 s\u00e9r bla\u00f0a\u00fatbur\u00f0 \u00ed hverfi \u00fear \t sem h\u00e6ttur liggja undir hverjum steini, en s\u00e6ta lj\u00f3sh\u00e6r\u00f0a stelpan vi\u00f0 \t endann, eins og prinsessa \u00ed turni e\u00f0a mandla \u00ed graut, en \u00feess ber a\u00f0 \t geta a\u00f0 h\u00fan er etv vandf\u00e1anleg, og ekki s\u00fdnd \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpi allra landsmanna \t \u00e1 hverjum sunnudegi, klukkan \u00ferj\u00fa, alas poor yorick!<\/p>\n br\u00e1\u00f0smellin mynd um svik og pretti \u00e1 austurlenskri nuddstofu sem rekin \t er af v\u00e6nstu konu, en v\u00e6nsta kona \u00feessi lendir \u00ed t\u00f3mum vandr\u00e6\u00f0um me\u00f0 \t starfsf\u00f3lk, \u00fea\u00f0 hl\u00fd\u00f0ir ekki ordrum, svo h\u00fan ney\u00f0ist, \u00ed trag\u00edk\u00f3m\u00edsku \t uppgj\u00f6ri, a\u00f0 taka upp breytta starfsh\u00e6tti \u00e1 stofunni. \u00f6rv\u00e6nti\u00f0 eigi \t \u00fe\u00f3 \u00ferett\u00e1ndinn vir\u00f0ist \u00feunnur, \u00fev\u00ed \u00feessi mynd hefur \u00ed sta\u00f0 s\u00f6gu\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0ar \t fallegt myndm\u00e1li\u00f0 og \u00ed sta\u00f0 neistandi d\u00edal\u00f3ks, leiftrandi leikgle\u00f0i \t leikara sem v\u00e6ru \u00e1n efa tilb\u00fanir a\u00f0 gera \u00feetta \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00e1 borga\u00f0. \t s\u00e6nskir undirtextar nj\u00f3ta s\u00edn til fulls, og auka st\u00f3rlega \u00e1 gle\u00f0ina \t vi\u00f0 g\u00f3ni\u00f0.<\/p>\n \u00e1takanleg mynd fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed herrans \u00e1rinu 1978 um raunir nokkurra saklausra \t amer\u00edskra einstaklinga sem ver\u00f0a fyrir bar\u00f0inu \u00e1 mor\u00f0\u00f3\u00f0um mann\u00e6tut\u00f3m\u00f6tum \t sem v\u00edla ekkert fyrir s\u00e9r \u00ed tilraun sinni til a\u00f0 n\u00e1 heimsyfirr\u00e1\u00f0um.1 drykkir<\/h2>\n
2 sko\u00f0<\/h2>\n
paper brigade<\/h3>\n
intim massage<\/h3>\n
attack of the killer tomatoes<\/h3>\n
\nvi\u00f0 fylgjumst me\u00f0 spessjel eidsjent meison d\u00edxon sem stendur \u00ed bar\u00e1ttunni \t me\u00f0 dyggri a\u00f0sto\u00f0 s\u00e6dk\u00edkksins l\u00fatenent v\u00edlb\u00far f\u00ednleter, sem er alltaf \t vi\u00f0b\u00fainn \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 detta \u00fat \u00far flugv\u00e9l, og b\u00ed\u00f0ur f\u00e6ris a\u00f0 grilla marsmel\u00f3sin \t s\u00edn. ekki m\u00e1 so gleyma fr\u00f8ken l\u00f3is ferts\u00e6ld, bla\u00f0akonu sem l\u00e6tur ekki \t segjast svo glatt \u00feegar h\u00fan finnur angan af sk\u00fabbi.
\n\u00feeim til a\u00f0sto\u00f0ar eru kafari \u00e1 \u00feurru landi, austur \u00fe\u00fdsk sundkempa a\u00f0 \t nafni olga, og s\u00ed\u00f0ast en ekki s\u00edst tom smith, snillingur \u00ed dulb\u00faningu \t mm, sem ma s\u00fdnir miki\u00f0 hugrekki er hann innf\u00edltrerar ra\u00f0ir \u00f3vinarins \t \u00ed dulb\u00faningi.
\n\u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 vilja gefa of miki\u00f0 upp, m\u00e1 heldur siggimus \u00e1rei\u00f0anleg segja \t a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpin kemur \u00far v\u00e6gast sagt \u00f3v\u00e6ntri \u00e1tt.<\/p>\n