[eins og al\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 veit liggur siggimus, svo \u00fea\u00f0 er kannski ekki alveg \t til si\u00f0s a\u00f0 sparka \u00ed kvi\u00f0inn hans, en \u00fea\u00f0 hefir engu a\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00e1tt s\u00e9r \t sta\u00f0]<\/p>\n
fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem ekki hafa lesi\u00f0 sl. glefsu, ellegar hafa til \u00feess gj\u00f6rt \t hei\u00f0arlega tilraun en ekki bor\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00e1rangur sem erfi\u00f0i, m\u00e1 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed impra \t a\u00f0 siggimus liggur r\u00famfastur og hels\u00e6r\u00f0ur heima vi\u00f0 og kemst kvergi \t n\u00e9 sp\u00f6nn fr\u00e1 bossa, og er alls endis bjargarlaus og getur f\u00e1a bj\u00f6rg \t s\u00e9r veitt og \u00e1 svaka b\u00e1gt [suk, st\u00f8n\/av, siggimusens arme kn\u00e6!] og er \t m\u00fas liggjandi.<\/p>\n
en einmitt \u00feess vegna er spark \u00feetta svo \u00f3forskamma\u00f0. a\u00f0eins mestu \t illfygli og skepnur sparka \u00ed liggjandi menn og m\u00fds.<\/p>\n
\u00feeir sem halda a\u00f0 siggimus \u00e6tli a\u00f0 kvarta yfir r\u00edkissj\u00f3nvarpi allra \t landsmanna, t.d. myndinni “hvers konar m\u00f3\u00f0ir ertu?” skj\u00f6plast illilega \t \u00e1 svellinu \u00fev\u00ed. r\u00edkissj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0 hefur i\u00f0ulega bombardera\u00f0 siggamus me\u00f0 \t skemmdari t\u00f3m\u00f6tum en \u00feessum.<\/p>\n
\u00feannig er nebbla m\u00e1l me\u00f0 vesti a\u00f0 siggimus ver\u00f0ur var vi\u00f0 \u00f3bo\u00f0inn gest \t \u00e1 f\u00f6studagsmorgun er hann vaknar. nei, aldrei \u00feessu vant var \u00fear ekki \t um a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a kisu, heldur \u00f6llu minni og erfi\u00f0arivi\u00f0a\u00f0losna gest. siggimus \t rak augun \u00ed hann valgar\u00f0 \u00fear sem hann f\u00e9kk s\u00e9r heilsub\u00f3targ\u00f6ngu \u00e1 \u00fdps\u00edloni. \t \u00fdps\u00edlon \u00feetta b\u00fdr \u00e1 lyklabor\u00f0ssn\u00faru valiss, og hefur a\u00f0 \u00f6llum l\u00edkindum \t lengi gert, \u00fe\u00f3 siggimus hafi ekki \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 glyrnurnar reki\u00f0 fyrr en \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttai\u00f0kun \t litla f\u00f3tmarga kump\u00e1nans \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed dr\u00f3 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed athygli. l\u00fdkur n\u00fa \u00fdps\u00edlons \t hlutverki \u00ed glefsu \u00feessarri og kemur ekki frekar vi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu.<\/p>\n
hanan\u00fa! er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fev\u00edl\u00edkt og anna\u00f0 eins spark sem af er l\u00e1ti\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 einn \t p\u00ednuponsul\u00edtinn og hressan valgar\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fdps\u00edlon? kann einhver a\u00f0 spyrja? \t var siggimusin ekki bara feginn a\u00f0 f\u00e1 sm\u00e1 kompan\u00ed og selskap \u00ed mi\u00f0juna \t \u00e1 eymd sinni? nei, etjevaff ekki og j\u00fa, kannski, en bara upp a\u00f0 vissu \t marki. sosum hef\u00f0i siggimus m\u00e1tt fyrirgefa valgar\u00f0i litla \u00feessa litlu \t yfirsj\u00f3n og hleypa honum \u00fat um dyrnar, og segja k\u00fatnum til vegar til \t n\u00e1granna vors, kristj\u00e1ns \u00ed n\u00e6sta h\u00fasi. en k\u00fain sem \u00e1t s\u00ed\u00f0asta str\u00e1i\u00f0 \t og t\u00f3k tappann \u00far ba\u00f0inu og sl\u00f6kkti \u00e1 sn\u00fasinu var: valli var me\u00f0 vini \t s\u00edna me\u00f0 s\u00e9r. tsk tsk.<\/p>\n
ver\u00f0ur reyndar a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkennast a\u00f0 siggimus \u00f6fundar litla pjakk af \u00f6llum \t vinunum s\u00ednum. \u00feyrfti feitan f\u00edl\u00f3fax til a\u00f0 innbyr\u00f0a \u00f6ll \u00feau s\u00edman\u00famer, \t hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 emila me\u00f0.<\/p>\n
r\u00eds siggimus upp vi\u00f0 dogg(3. fyrst hann heyrnart\u00f3li\u00f0 tekur (hristir \t og bl\u00e6s \u00e1) og ber \u00fea\u00f0 upp a\u00f0 eyra. hringir svo \u00ed n\u00famer og bi\u00f0ur um a\u00f0sto\u00f0. \t bor\u00f0ar sm\u00e1 park\u00f3d\u00edn \u00ed morgunmat. sest svo vi\u00f0 og semur af-bo\u00f0sbr\u00e9f til \t allra bo\u00f0flenna \u00ed slotinu. “veri\u00f0i \u00fati! fari\u00f0i til kristj\u00e1ns \u00ed n\u00e6sta \t h\u00fasi! \u00fei\u00f0 eru\u00f0 ekki velkomnir! \u00fa \u00e1 ykkur!”<\/p>\n
sest vi\u00f0 og lesin glefsa um eymd og vol\u00e6\u00f0i og park\u00f3d\u00edn. hallel\u00faja. \t seti\u00f0 uppi \u00ed r\u00fami, me\u00f0 lyklabor\u00f0 valiss (hrist og r\u00e6kilega af bl\u00e1si\u00f0) \t \u00ed fangi, og reglulega selbita\u00f0 \u00e1 lyklabor\u00f0ssn\u00faru valiss til a\u00f0 hrista \t allra duglegustu \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttagarpana af og emil skrifar, \u00f6\u00f0rum svarar og \t \u00feri\u00f0ja ekki.<\/p>\n
skrifa\u00f0 a\u00f0 starvors valdi vonbrig\u00f0um. aftur.<\/p>\n
brutt park\u00f3d\u00edn.<\/p>\n
horft \u00e1 starvors eitt. ‘mei te fors b\u00ed v\u00ed\u00fej\u00fa!’ h\u00edh\u00ed! ‘j\u00fas \u00f0\u00f6 fors, \t l\u00fak, j\u00fas \u00f0\u00f6 fors!’ jibb\u00edjei!<\/p>\n
fari\u00f0 \u00ed skemmtilegan leik uppi \u00ed r\u00fami. siggimus or\u00f0inn svaka fl\u00ednkur \t a\u00f0 selbita.<\/p>\n
um kv\u00f6ldmatarleyti\u00f0 kemur bjargv\u00e6ttur me\u00f0 byssubelti og \u00fa\u00f0a \u00ed br\u00fasa \t og segir \u00f6llum hinum vinunum hans valla a\u00f0 hypja sig \u00ed heims\u00f3kn til \t kristj\u00e1ns. \u00feeir hl\u00fd\u00f0a me\u00f0 semingi.<\/p>\n
siggimus hefur \u00fereytt (\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0?) \u00feorrann sem v\u00edkingur einn, og s\u00e9r loks \t fram \u00e1 sigur: valli og f\u00e9lagar t\u00fdna \u00f3\u00f0um t\u00f6lunni hr\u00f6\u00f0um skrefum, en \t siggimus ekki.<\/p>\n
efreka! hnussa\u00f0i \u00ed siggamusi \u00ed dag. haf\u00f0i hann \u00fe\u00e1 ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 mikla \t snjallr\u00e6\u00f0i dotti\u00f0 a\u00f0 kasta kindum, b\u00e6\u00f0i eftirlegu sem og yfir m\u00f3\u00f0una \t miklu horfnu, \u00fat me\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0 reinb\u00f3s. heimsending a\u00f0 m\u00e9r skilst \u00feegar \t ordru\u00f0.<\/p>\n
var heims\u00f3kn valla og f\u00e9laga af hinu g\u00f3\u00f0a ellegar af hinu \u00edlla? af \t hinu g\u00f3\u00f0a: siggimus eigna\u00f0ist vini og f\u00e9kk selskap \u00ed einsemd sinni. \t af hinu illa: l\u00edtt merkilegur papp\u00edr af selskap, og \u00ed \u00feokkab\u00f3t h\u00e9rumbil \t allir steindau\u00f0ir n\u00fana. af hinu g\u00f3\u00f0a: siggimus hefir eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 \t fyrir stafni haft \u00ed sj\u00fakindum s\u00ednum en a\u00f0 g\u00f3n\u00e1 starvors. af hinu illa: \t frekar einh\u00e6ft sport til lengdar a\u00f0 spila hvar er valli? uppi \u00ed r\u00fami. \t af hinu g\u00f3\u00f0a: siggimus f\u00e9kk mater\u00edal \u00ed glefsu a\u00f0 skrifa. af hinu illa: \t siggimus f\u00e9kk mater\u00edal \u00ed glefsu a\u00f0 skrifa.<\/p>\n
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w\/deepsowlove&inflation,
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pjes: akkuru skrifar siggimusin n\u00e6stum bara glefsu \u00feegar hann er veikur \t e\u00f0a \u00feunnur? nei, siggimus bara spyr?<\/p>\n
3) kver \u00ed skollanum er doggur?!?<\/p>\n
*og \u00fea\u00f0 var laukr\u00e9tt! \u00fe\u00fa hefur unni\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r inn krulluj\u00e1rn! valli var \t einmitt ro\u00f0amaur \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann m\u00e6tti skapara s\u00ednum \u00e1 mi\u00f0ri lei\u00f0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
[eins og al\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 veit liggur siggimus, svo \u00fea\u00f0 er kannski ekki alveg til si\u00f0s a\u00f0 sparka \u00ed kvi\u00f0inn hans, en \u00fea\u00f0 hefir engu a\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ur \u00e1tt s\u00e9r sta\u00f0] kafli 1: bakgrunnur: [bygg\u00f0 upp sam\u00fa\u00f0 me\u00f0 siggamus] fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem ekki hafa lesi\u00f0 sl. glefsu, ellegar hafa til \u00feess gj\u00f6rt hei\u00f0arlega tilraun en ekki bor\u00f0a\u00f0 \u00e1rangur […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":2013,"menu_order":8,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2093","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PcQPg2-xL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2093"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20525,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2093\/revisions\/20525"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}