verandi m\u00f6gulega feigur var \u00ed kve\u00f0juskyni \u00e1 lilliput haldi\u00f0, og vondur \t bj\u00f3r fyrir kr\u00f3nu drukkinn. gekk a\u00f0 v\u00edsu br\u00f6suglega a\u00f0 f\u00e1 vert\u00ednur til \t a\u00f0 \u00feiggja siggamusar innlenda og \u00ed sveita s\u00edns andlitis fyrir unna aur \t \u00e1 me\u00f0an erlendir gestir ur\u00f0u fyrir illindum og voru margfaldan kostna\u00f0 \t l\u00e1tnir grei\u00f0a. voru a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed br\u00f6g\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem ekki var fullf\u00e6rt \u00e1 \u00edslenska \t tungu fengi ekki b\u00fdttipening af heilum fimmkr\u00f3nupening, er l\u00e1tinn var \t af hendi fyrir bj\u00f3r. mikla lukku vakti \u00fe\u00f3 s\u00e1 vert\u00edna si\u00f0ur \u00ed bolum skreyttum \t sau\u00f0f\u00e9na\u00f0i a\u00f0 ganga, og f\u00e1u \u00f6\u00f0ru undir. vakti n\u00e6stum uppklapp er lekkerust \t framhj\u00e1 gekk og \u00ed rump svo gott sem f\u00e9kkst klipi\u00f0. kl\u00edpist betur n\u00e6st.<\/p>\n
a\u00f0 10 kr\u00f3num gengnum, er klukkan sag\u00f0i einn og tveir tugir, var \u00e1lei\u00f0is \t \u00ed leit a\u00f0 t\u00f3nleika haldi\u00f0. reyndist \u00feessu sinni fari\u00f0 \u00ed ullarh\u00fas geitar \t a\u00f0 leita, og enga m\u00fass\u00edk a\u00f0 finna. \u00fe\u00e1 var snimmhendis \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0 brug\u00f0i\u00f0 \t a\u00f0 l\u00e9tta \u00e1 bl\u00f6\u00f0rum og \u00f6\u00f0rum k\u00fatum \u00e1 grand.<\/p>\n
eftir a\u00f0 l\u00e9tt haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 \u00e1 bl\u00f6\u00f0rum nokkrum sinnum, og m\u00fatur p\u00f3l\u00edt\u00edkusa \t me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f6kkum \u00feegnar, \u00fe\u00f3 fullseint \u00ed rass hafi veri\u00f0 gripnar, var heim \t \u00e1 lei\u00f0 haldi\u00f0, me\u00f0 gle\u00f0iklekk \u00ed brj\u00f3sti. siggamusi efst \u00ed huga \u00feakkl\u00e6ti \t \u00e1 \u00feessarri stundu. \u00feakkl\u00e6ti til handa \u00feeim sem siggamus dyggilega hafa \t stutt \u00ed bar\u00e1ttunni vi\u00f0 \u00f3v\u00e6tti \u00feessa heims. \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki l\u00edti\u00f0 a\u00f0 eiga \t m\u00f6gulega \u00ed v\u00e6ndum a\u00f0 yfirgefa pl\u00e1netu \u00feessa, og hver veit hvort siggimus \t s\u00e9r y\u00f0ur a\u00f0 n\u00fdju? \u00feeim sem vildu minnast hans er bent \u00e1 a\u00f0 s\u00fdna hug \t sinn \u00ed verki me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 berjast skeleggt gegn \u00f3r\u00e9ttl\u00e6ti \u00ed heiminum.<\/p>\n
er vakna\u00f0ist, t\u00f3k siggimus a\u00f0 i\u00f0rast gj\u00f6r\u00f0a sinna.<\/p>\n
hvarfla\u00f0i a\u00f0 siggamusi a\u00f0 310 kr\u00f3nupeninga vir\u00f0i af f\u00e6reyskum og vondum \t bj\u00f3r hef\u00f0i ekki veri\u00f0 \u00fdkja g\u00e1fulegt sem s\u00ed\u00f0asti biti fyrir f\u00f6stu. \u00feorsti \t sem ger\u00f0i vi\u00f0 sig vart, m\u00e1tti b\u00ed\u00f0a, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 mi\u00f0a vi\u00f0 innganginn siggamusar \t st\u00f3\u00f0: “siggimus ekki bor\u00f0a mat e\u00f0a drekka drykk!” siggimus hleit eigin \t hollr\u00e1\u00f0i, en b\u00f6lva\u00f0i h\u00e1st\u00f6fum f\u00e6reysku bruggi.<\/p>\n
vindasamt reyndist \u00ed n\u00e1grenni siggamusar \u00feennan morgun, og siggimus \t sag\u00f0i vi\u00f0 siggamus: “a\u00f0g\u00e1t skal h\u00f6f\u00f0 \u00ed n\u00e6rveru s\u00e1lar!” ekki skal ana\u00f0 \t \u00ed blindni \u00fat \u00ed neyslu brau\u00f0s sem heitir san francisco, e\u00f0a ef \u00fat \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 \t er fari\u00f0, brau\u00f0 sem nefnd eru eftir nokkru \u00f6\u00f0ru sv\u00e6\u00f0i sem einna helst \t eru \u00feekkt fyrir jar\u00f0skj\u00e1lftavirkni, fyrr en eftir vandlega sko\u00f0un \u00e1 \t dagskr\u00e1 n\u00e6stu daga.<\/p>\n
a\u00f0 endingu var til almenningsba\u00f0a haldi\u00f0, me\u00f0 hrein n\u00e6rh\u00f6ld. ef siggamus \t hefur l\u00e6rt eitthva\u00f0 af m\u00f6mmu siggamusar, \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 siggimus \u00e1 a\u00f0 \t m\u00e6ta skapara s\u00ednum \u00ed hreinum nar\u00edum.<\/p>\n
bi\u00f0in var ekki lengri en l\u00f6g gera far r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir, en ofan af siggamusi \t haft me\u00f0 sp\u00e9i 2ja stk. ungabarna, og n\u00e6rveru fyrrum kringlukastara er \t ku hafa veri\u00f0 kr\u00fdndur 52. sterkasti ma\u00f0ur heims \u00ed einn gang, og \u00fea\u00f0 \t me\u00f0 vi\u00f0h\u00f6fn.<\/p>\n
“far\u00f0u \u00far \u00feessu, og \u00ed \u00feetta.” siggimus hl\u00fdddi spakur, og f\u00e9kk leyfi \t til a\u00f0 br\u00faka einsmannsklefann. “leggstu h\u00e9rna … geymdu hausinn h\u00e9r \t … \u00fe\u00fa finnur sm\u00e1 sting…” sag\u00f0i sv\u00e6fingal\u00e6knirinn. l\u00e6knirinn sag\u00f0i: \t “hva\u00f0 heitir \u00fe\u00fa aftur? … j\u00e1, var \u00fea\u00f0 ekki olnboginn? … n\u00fa j\u00e1, hvort \t hn\u00e9\u00f0 segir\u00f0u…?” augnabliki s\u00ed\u00f0ar m\u00e6lir siggimus “er \u00feetta b\u00fai\u00f0??? \t \u00feetta t\u00f3k skj\u00f3tt af! … hanan\u00fa! er \u00e9g lifandi enn?” “j\u00e1” “herra minn \t tr\u00far! & hamingjan sanna! gu\u00f0um s\u00e9u lof og d\u00fdr\u00f0 \u00ed upph\u00e6\u00f0um.”<\/p>\n
bi\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed tvo t\u00edma eftir a\u00f0 sybbni h\u00e6tti a\u00f0 gera vart vi\u00f0 sig. krepera\u00f0. \t kvarta\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hj\u00fakku \u00fear til l\u00e6knir l\u00e6tur a\u00f0 endingu sj\u00e1 sig. “kom aftur \t eftir viku. sj\u00e1um til \u00fe\u00e1.” “?” “Ef umb\u00fa\u00f0irnar losna skal siggimus setja \t \u00fe\u00e6r \u00e1 sinn sta\u00f0 aftur … pl\u00e1strarnir \u00feurfa l\u00edka a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 vera. saumarnir \t eru nefnilega undir \u00feeim … far r\u00f3lega \u00ed tvo daga. \u00fe\u00e1 m\u00e1 siggimus byrja \t a\u00f0 beygja hn\u00e9\u00f0 a\u00f0eins, \u00feanga\u00f0til skal siggimus ganga svona…”<\/p>\n
\u00fea\u00f0 var b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja siggamus a\u00f0 hann myndi ganga \u00fat. \u00fea\u00f0 var b\u00fai\u00f0 \t a\u00f0 segja siggamus a\u00f0 \u00feetta t\u00e6ki nokkra klukkut\u00edma.<\/p>\n
\u00fea\u00f0 tala\u00f0i enginn neitt um haltr.<\/p>\n
\u00fea\u00f0 minntist enginn \u00e1 \u00fer\u00f6ngan stiga me\u00f0 48 \u00ferepum.<\/p>\n
\u00fea\u00f0 impra\u00f0i enginn \u00e1 park\u00f3d\u00edni e\u00f0a beygja hn\u00e9 eftir tvo daga, og sj\u00e1um \t svo til eftir viku.<\/p>\n
\u00fea\u00f0 var ekkert gefi\u00f0 \u00ed skyn var\u00f0andi \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 kl\u00e6\u00f0a f\u00e6tur siggamusar \t \u00ed ellegar \u00far sokkum og buxum.<\/p>\n
\u00fea\u00f0 var ekki svo miki\u00f0 sem \u00fdja\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ba\u00f0fer\u00f0ir g\u00e6tu or\u00f0i\u00f0 vandam\u00e1l \t \u00ed viku.<\/p>\n
me\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0 park\u00f3d\u00edns og holl\u00edv\u00faddskrar af\u00fereyingar hafa n\u00fa tveir dagar \t \u00feraukast. n\u00fa gengur \u00ed gar\u00f0 f\u00f6studagur, hverjum fylgir helgi. sj\u00f3nvarp \t allra landsmanna stendur sig me\u00f0 alkunnum s\u00f3ma \u00feessa helgina sem endran\u00e6r. \t gu\u00f0i s\u00e9 lof og d\u00fdr\u00f0 \u00ed upph\u00e6\u00f0 fyrir park\u00f3d\u00edn. amen.<\/p>\n
pjes: leitt a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 vera musin me\u00f0 vondu fr\u00e9ttirnar, en starvors \t ku v\u00edst valda vonbrig\u00f0um…<\/p>\n
— w\/creepsofdove&infection,
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