[enn leita\u00f0 kisugildra. allar hugmyndir vel \u00feegnar. hef heyrt skv. \u00e1rei\u00f0anlegum \theimilum a\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00e6jei s\u00e9 ekki \u00e1 fer\u00f0. r\u00f3a\u00f0ist talsvert]<\/p>\n
siggimus f\u00e9kk p\u00f3st. sem er sosum ekki \u00ed sm\u00e1s\u00f6gur f\u00e6randi, en siggimus \t les p\u00f3st, og kemst a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann er talsvert merkilegri en \u00e1\u00f0ur haf\u00f0i \t veri\u00f0 tali\u00f0. siggimus, \u00fee.<\/p>\n
ja h\u00e9rna! hvernig m\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa vera? og fleiri ! heyrast eflaust \u00far horni, \t n\u00f3gu var hann n\u00fa andskoti merkilegur fyrir, en svona er n\u00fa samt tr\u00e9\u00f0 \t \u00ed laginu.<\/p>\n
“Sealed under permit … Royal Mail… 00297196”<\/p>\n
“Sigurdur Johanson
\nPorfinnsgata 2 Kj
\n101 Reykjavik
\nICELAND”<\/p>\n
[\u00fea\u00f0 fer ekki milli m\u00e1la vid hvern er \u00e1tt. eilitlar prentvillur og \t \u00feh villa manni ekki s\u00fdn. \u00feetta er auglj\u00f3slega \u00e6tla\u00f0 siggamusar alter \t eg\u00f3i \u00e1 porfinnsg\u00f6tu. \u00fatlendingar kunna bara ekki a\u00f0 skrifa]<\/p>\n
“March 31, 1999”<\/p>\n
[\u00e1fellisd\u00f3mur yfir p\u00f3st\u00fej\u00f3nustu? \u00e1 br\u00e9f a\u00f0 vera kalendar\u00edskan m\u00e1nu\u00f0 \t \u00e1 lei\u00f0 sinni fr\u00e1 united kingdom? ekki sosum a\u00f0 siggimus hafi til united \t kingdom komi\u00f0, en hann hefir einhverja \u00f3lj\u00f3sa hugmynd um hvar \u00fea\u00f0 liggur \t \u00e1 samsvarandi landakorti handan vi\u00f0 haf]<\/p>\n
“Dear Manager”
\n(\u00edsl: K\u00e6r Stj\u00f3rnandi)<\/p>\n
[‘ja seisei!’ ‘n\u00fa \u00feykir siggamusi t\u00fdra!’ og \u00fdmislegt fleira \t var\u00f0 siggamusi upp hr\u00f3pa\u00f0 er hinga\u00f0 var komi\u00f0 s\u00f6gu. ‘hanan\u00fa!’ ‘jah\u00e9rna!’ \t ‘jed\u00faddam\u00eda!’ ‘bittin\u00fa!’ og \u00fdmislegt fleira !kyns!<\/p>\n
\u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkennast a\u00f0 \u00ed upphafi votta\u00f0i fyrir vantr\u00fa. en: h\u00e9r \t er \u00e1 fer\u00f0inni prenta\u00f0 br\u00e9f me\u00f0 haus. (nb: haus!) og eins og \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki \t n\u00f3g, er mynd \u00e1 hausnum, og h\u00fan er \u00ed lit. svolei\u00f0is f\u00ednn papp\u00edr hefur \t ekki a\u00f0 geyma gamanm\u00e1l e\u00f0a t\u00f3mt fleipur]<\/p>\n
“Your career isn’t about money, is it?”
\n(\u00feinn starfsframi sn\u00fdst ekki um aurinn t\u00f3man?)<\/p>\n
[‘\u00f3nei! \u00fearna hittir\u00f0u nagla \u00e1 h\u00f6fu\u00f0, f\u00e9lagi,’ hr\u00f3pa\u00f0i siggimus. ‘aldrei!’ \t og ‘\u00f3ekki!’ hefir siggamusar starfsframi um monnigg sn\u00faist. reyndar \t vissi siggimus ekki \u00feartil fyrir skemmstu a\u00f0 siggimus \u00e6tti svolei\u00f0is \t nokku\u00f0, en h\u00e9r fer \u00fea\u00f0 ekki milli m\u00e1la: or\u00f0i\u00f0 “Your” getur ekki v\u00edsa\u00f0 \t \u00e1 margan annan, og \u00fea\u00f0 stendur n\u00e6st or\u00f0inu “career” sem skv. or\u00f0ab\u00f3k \t \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0ir: ‘starfsframi.’ \u00feekkir ma\u00f0urinn siggamus?]<\/p>\n
“I didn’t think so. It’s about something deeper.”
\n(h\u00e9lt ekki. hann ristir talsvert d\u00fdpra)<\/p>\n
[hanan\u00fa! stephen sykes, \u00ed united kingdom (hvern siggimus getur ekki \t me\u00f0 nokkru m\u00f3ti muna\u00f0 eftir a\u00f0 kannast vi\u00f0) getur 29. apr\u00edl 1999 haldi\u00f0 \t uppi samr\u00e6\u00f0um vi\u00f0 siggamus, me\u00f0 br\u00e9fi ritu\u00f0u mars 31. 1999. sp\u00fak\u00ed er \t \u00fea\u00f0 or\u00f0i\u00f0. ekki n\u00f3g me\u00f0 a\u00f0 br\u00e9fritari viti um siggamus og hans \u00e6tla\u00f0an \t starfsframa, heldur getur hann haldi\u00f0 uppi ek samr\u00e6\u00f0um vi\u00f0 siggamus. \t er \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00edf siggamusar handrit eitt l\u00f6ngu skrifa\u00f0, og siggimus einn armur \t leikari hvers hlutverk er \u00fea\u00f0 eitt a\u00f0 fara sk\u00edts\u00e6milega me\u00f0 rulluna \t og for\u00f0ast sl\u00e6ma d\u00f3ma vi\u00f0 harmaged\u00f3n? og \u00fea\u00f0 sem verra er: hefir \u00feessi \t sykes pers\u00f3na komist \u00ed handriti\u00f0? hvernig getur einkur \u00fatlendingur \u00ed \t siggamuss handrit komist? er enginn a\u00f0 passa \u00feetta? puh! d\u00f3naskapur]<\/p>\n
“Something so central to your core, to what makes you tick, that you \t can’t imagine living without it. It’s about leadership. Having your \t say. Making things happen. Putting your stamp on the future.”
\n(andskotinn a\u00f0 siggimus nenni \u00feessu. ef einhver skilur \u00feetta ekki, m\u00e1 \t hann hafa samband vi\u00f0 siggamus)<\/p>\n
[hmm. manager. \u00fea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mar vel. siggamus finnst n\u00fa a\u00f0 siggimus eigi \t a\u00f0 f\u00e1 h\u00e6rra kaup ef siggimus er manager. siggimus var reyndar or\u00f0inn \t merkilegur. kominn me\u00f0 kont\u00f3r og l\u00e6ti. og n\u00fa \u00feetta. hrmpf! og siggimus \t f\u00e6r greitt eftir sama taxta og hinir plebbarnir, sem hafa ekkert br\u00e9f \t fengi\u00f0 me\u00f0 haus og Dear Manager. og ekki n\u00f3g me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 heldur]<\/p>\n
“…<\/p>\n
Only an elite corps of top managers get a chance to … I am pleased \t to extend the invitation to you, along with a valuable free gift.<\/p>\n
…why decision making power belongs … in your organization.<\/p>\n
…<\/p>\n
Wal-Mart, Canon, IKEA use to outflank … Nike<\/p>\n
…Why you … Europe’s top manager… your leadership skills … exploit \t the cartels and Keiretsu that control Japanese markets … corporate \t mover[] and shaker[]”<\/p>\n
[siggimus \u00fearf ekki fleiri vitnanna vi\u00f0. \u00fearft \u00fe\u00fa? siggimus er mikil \t hetja vi\u00f0skiptal\u00edfs evr\u00f3pu. kannski ver\u00f0ur upp teki\u00f0 vi\u00f0skiptahorns \t glefsa? ‘\u00farvalsv\u00edsitalan mun standa \u00ed sta\u00f0…’ og ‘selja! selja!’ o\u00feh?<\/p>\n
obbos\u00ed. hrmpf! hverjum dettur \u00ed hug a\u00f0 tappa r\u00fas\u00ednum \u00e1 500gr. dollur! \t \u00feetta er alltof miki\u00f0!<\/p>\n
{afsaki\u00f0, en \u00fea\u00f0 var spennandi og kl\u00e1mfengi\u00f0 leikrit \u00ed \u00fapartinu siggamuss} \t hmm?<\/p>\n
siggimus getur svo skrifa\u00f0 grein \u00ed vi\u00f0skiptabla\u00f0i\u00f0 og \u00f0\u00ed \u00edkonnomist, \t og veri\u00f0 me\u00f0 horn \u00e1 s\u00edjenenn e\u00f0a bl\u00fammberg.<\/p>\n
kalla\u00f0u mig hr. siggimus]<\/p>\n
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[enda dugir ekkert minna \u00feegar st\u00f3rlaxar eins og siggimus eiga \u00ed hlut, \t hmmm?]<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
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