[\u00fea\u00f0 liggur svo lifandiskelfingar\u00f3sk\u00f6p vel \u00e1 siggamus n\u00fana, og sk\u00fdrast \tafk\u00f6stin af \u00fev\u00ed einu. tv\u00e6r briljant og vellukka\u00f0ar \u00feynnkur gera kraftaverk \tfyrir glefsugj\u00f6r\u00f0armenn. \u00ed framhaldi af n\u00fdli\u00f0inni glefsu hefur or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \tframhald a\u00f0 r\u00famfatalager \u00e1 ekki kisugildru \u00e1 lager. siggimus stendur aleinn \tog \u00f3studdur \u00ed bar\u00e1ttu gegn \u00f3v\u00e6tti]<\/p>\n
hv\u00e1ir \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ntanlega einkur. hva\u00f0 er siggamusin a\u00f0 fara? skemmd epli? \t hanan\u00fa! en b\u00ed\u00f0i\u00f0 og hafi\u00f0 \u00feolinm\u00e6\u00f0i. siggimus komst nefnilega n\u00fdveri\u00f0 \t svo a\u00f0 or\u00f0i yfir visk\u00edglasi \u00e1 \u00f3nefndu bor\u00f0i \u00e1 grand rokk n\u00fdjum: \u00fe\u00e6r \t eru eins og skemmd epli. var hann \u00fear a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra tilfinningar s\u00ednar \t og \u00e1lit \u00e1 gagnsemi frauka \u00feeirra er teppi sleikja. er \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00edsa\u00f0 til \u00feess \t a\u00f0 skemmd epli gagnast siggamus l\u00edti\u00f0 og er vo\u00f0a vont a\u00f0 reka glyrnu \t \u00ed orm \u00ed \u00feann mund er ma\u00f0ur setur tennurnar \u00ed \u00fer\u00fdsti\u00f0 og safar\u00edkt og \t fallegt og vaxbori\u00f0 og geisla\u00f0 epli. aurinn sem l\u00e1tinn var fyrir epli\u00f0 \t er kannski ekki st\u00f3r, og ekki vandam\u00e1l hj\u00e1 r\u00edkisbubbum sem s\u00fapa d\u00fdrasta \t v\u00edsk\u00ed kn\u00e6pa \u00ed tilheyrandi stellingum. \u00fea\u00f0 sem sv\u00ed\u00f0ur s\u00e1rast er a\u00f0 t\u00edminn \t sem fer \u00ed a\u00f0 bera \u00fea\u00f0 heim \u00far b\u00fat\u00edkkinni, er farinn \u00ed glatkistuna og \t aldrei hann kemur til baka.<\/p>\n
ekki hnussa. t\u00edmi er d\u00fdrm\u00e6tur. hann m\u00e1 n\u00fdta \u00ed a\u00f0 skrifa glefsur og \t fleira sm\u00e1legt sem gerir heiminn a\u00f0 a\u00f0eins betri b\u00fallu en ella. hugsa\u00f0u \t um \u00fea\u00f0 besta sem \u00fe\u00fa hefur gert (diggadigg, gr\u00e6\u00f0a fullt af pening, bor\u00f0a \t ost, drekka k\u00f3k) og sp\u00e1\u00f0u \u00ed hvernig v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed klukkut\u00edma \u00e1 \t dag. \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ri sko gaman? hmm?]<\/p>\n
\u00ed g\u00e6r sat siggimus sm\u00e1 og s\u00e1 sj\u00f3nvarp. \u00fea\u00f0 var \u00ed gangi og \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed st\u00falkukind \t a\u00f0 hella d\u00fdrindis frey\u00f0iv\u00edni \u00e1 buddu s\u00edna, og karlma\u00f0ur eftir fremsta \t megni a\u00f0 bjarga v\u00edninu fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 lenda \u00e1 g\u00f3lfinu. svo valdi siggimus \t stans og \u00fe\u00e1 t\u00f3ku vi\u00f0 st\u00falkukindur \u00ed tveimur h\u00f3pum a\u00f0 leika s\u00e9r me\u00f0 bolta, \t og karlma\u00f0ur l\u00fdsti a\u00f0f\u00f6runum \u00ed sm\u00e1atri\u00f0um. innan skamms t\u00f3ku a\u00f0 myndast \t tilfinningab\u00f6nd milli m\u00edn og \u00e1kve\u00f0inna li\u00f0smanna hvors h\u00f3ps fyrir sig \t (a\u00f0allega nr. 10, 13 og 18, ef siggimus man r\u00e9tt), og var\u00f0 oft k\u00e1tt \t \u00ed h\u00f6llinni ef \u00fe\u00e6r st\u00f3\u00f0u sig vel. einnig var d\u00f3maranum \u00fath\u00fa\u00f0a\u00f0, eins \t og er v\u00edst til si\u00f0s \u00ed svonal\u00f6gu\u00f0u, ef hann \u00fe\u00f3tti gera eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1 hlut \t \u00feeirra, e\u00f0a l\u00e9t a\u00f0ra komast upp me\u00f0 derring vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r. vangaveltur um \t \u00f6fundsvert hlutskipti \u00fej\u00e1lfara h\u00f3psins ger\u00f0u vart vi\u00f0 sig, og voru dregnar \t upp myndir af \u00fev\u00ed hvernig launa m\u00e6tti \u00feeim sem eru \u00ed mestum metum eftir \t leik, ellegar skamma, og m\u00e1la\u00f0ar myndir af \u00fdmsum skondnum atvikum \u00far \t sturtuklefanum eftir sigurleik. einnig spunnust umr\u00e6\u00f0ur um r\u00e9ttm\u00e6ti \t \u00feeirra a\u00f0fer\u00f0a sem beitt er vi\u00f0 val \u00e1 li\u00f0sm\u00f6nnum, og lei\u00f0ir til a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta \t \u00fatsendingar sj\u00f3nvarps fr\u00e1 kappleiknum til muna. m\u00e1 \u00fear nefna birtingu \t n\u00e6rmynda, td passamynda, (en \u00fe\u00f3 mynda sem teknar eru \u00ed \u00feessum tilgangi \t s\u00e9rstaklega) \u00e1 vi\u00f0eigandi augnablikum, til a\u00f0 styrkja tilfinningab\u00f6ndin \t sem \u00f3neitanlega myndast vi\u00f0 svo vaskan h\u00f3p flj\u00f3\u00f0a. finnur \u00fe\u00e1 me\u00f0\u00e1b\u00fdlisma\u00f0ur \t siggamusar upp \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed upp\u00e1t\u00e6ki a\u00f0 sp\u00f3lera gle\u00f0ina og gauka a\u00f0 honum \u00feeim \t fr\u00f3\u00f0leiksmola a\u00f0 skemmd epli s\u00e9u landl\u00e6g \u00ed geira \u00feessum; fraukur \u00feessar \t sleiki teppi \u00ed st\u00f3rum st\u00edl.<\/p>\n
\u00ed g\u00e6rkveldi ramba\u00f0i siggimus inn \u00ed gle\u00f0skap, og er f\u00e1tt nema gott um \t \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja. ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 minnast \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1tt ratv\u00edss lei\u00f0s\u00f6gumanns, sem \t haf\u00f0i tekist a\u00f0 breyta 56 \u00ed 26 \u00e1 tuttugu m\u00edn\u00fatum, en af \u00fev\u00ed hlaust j\u00fa \t heilsub\u00f3targanga, sem engum var\u00f0 meint af. me\u00f0al \u00feess sem athygli vakti \t var a\u00f0 gle\u00f0skapur \u00feessi manna\u00f0ur m\u00f6rgu f\u00f3lki, sem var mestmegnis af \t erlendu bergi broti\u00f0, og st\u00f3rskemmtilegt og br\u00e1\u00f0frumlegt skemmtiatri\u00f0i \t er l\u00edti\u00f0 afm\u00e6lisbarni\u00f0 f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 gj\u00f6f. v\u00f6ktu innanstokksmunir einnig mikla \t a\u00f0d\u00e1un og greinilega hugsun a\u00f0 baki. “bara endurunni sorpu-st\u00edllinn” \t sag\u00f0i l\u00edti\u00f0 afm\u00e6lisbarni\u00f0 og brosti l\u00edtill\u00e1tt. smekklega br\u00e1\u00f0nu\u00f0 og \t ni\u00f0url\u00fat l\u00edtil kerti \u00ed haganlega sm\u00ed\u00f0u\u00f0um stjaka v\u00f6ktu einl\u00e6ga k\u00e1t\u00ednu, \t \u00fe\u00f3 metaf\u00f3r\u00edsk merkingin hafi ekki or\u00f0i\u00f0 auglj\u00f3s fyrr en s\u00ed\u00f0ar. l\u00edtill \t matur sem bo\u00f0inn var til \u00e1tu smakka\u00f0ist pr\u00fd\u00f0ilega, fram a\u00f0 sakleysislegum \t jalape\u00f1o-piparnum, eftir hann smakka\u00f0ist f\u00e1tt. skemmtiatri\u00f0in er um \t var geti\u00f0 voru eftirfarandi: farand-fj\u00f6lleikaf\u00f3lk f\u00f3r \u00fat \u00ed gar\u00f0 me\u00f0 \t miki\u00f0 magn grillol\u00edu, hvar gestum og gangandi var skemmt me\u00f0 eldsp\u00fai, \t -gleypingum, og fleiri fj\u00f6llistum \u00feeim tengdum, vi\u00f0 mikinn hr\u00f3\u00f0ur. svo \t mikinn hr\u00f3\u00f0ur reyndar a\u00f0 l\u00f6gregluf\u00f3lk kom \u00ed mi\u00f0ju klappi og vildi f\u00e1 \t a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0. nema hva\u00f0. ekki er \u00fdkja langt li\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1 gle\u00f0skap \u00feegar eins\u00fdnt \t \u00feykir a\u00f0 mannskapurinn (kvenskapurinn?) er mestmegnis saman settur \u00far \t skemmdum eplum. hnuss. s\u00fa kenning kom fram a\u00f0 erlendis s\u00e9 einungis skemmd \t epli a\u00f0 finna, en ekki gafst t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 sanna hana \u00feessu sinni. \t n\u00e1nar um \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ar? a\u00f0 endingu var haldi\u00f0 \u00e1 brott \u00far f\u00f6gnu\u00f0i \u00feessum, \t og hans sakna\u00f0 strax \u00ed dyrunum, og enn \u00feann dag \u00ed dag v\u00f6knar hvarmur \t vi\u00f0 tilhugsun. buhu.<\/p>\n
j\u00fa, \u00e6tli \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. br\u00faklegt sem handboltaf\u00f3lk og sem innanh\u00fassark\u00edtektar \t og sem afm\u00e6laskipuleggjendur og sem tilrei\u00f0endur l\u00edtils matar. er reyndar \t siggimus tekinn a\u00f0 sp\u00f6klera \u00ed a\u00f0 munstra \u00feessa litlu \u00ed a\u00f0 organ\u00edsera \t h\u00fasi\u00f0 sitt a\u00f0 innan sem og afm\u00e6li n\u00e6sta. handbolta get \u00e9g t\u00e6past br\u00faka\u00f0 \t hana \u00ed, enda er h\u00fan vo\u00f0a l\u00edtil, og sm\u00e1 eftir \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n
me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f6kk fyrir \u00e1heyrnina. lifi\u00f0 heil<\/p>\n
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