[enn f\u00e1 lj\u00f3smyndir \u00far fer\u00f0alagi (bestu) a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a betri t\u00edma, enda anna\u00f0 \tsem brennur \u00e1 brj\u00f3sti: siggimus hefir nefnilega illilega fyrir bar\u00f0i or\u00f0i\u00f0 \tundanfari\u00f0 af kisum.]<\/p>\n
eitthvert kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 fyrir skemmstu tekur siggimusin sig til og gengur \t t\u00ed\u00f0lega til n\u00e1\u00f0a. \u00fereyttur eftir atvikum og l\u00fainn eftir erfi\u00f0i dagsins \t \u00ed sveita s\u00edns andlitis, bla bla… leggst til lokrekkju og sofnar v\u00e6rum \t blundi sem endran\u00e6r. dreymir huggulega drauma og \u00e1 ind\u00e6la n\u00f3tt. segir \t ekki n\u00e1nar af n\u00f3ttu \u00feeirri, utan a\u00f0 rigningin buldi \u00e1 …tja, \u00f6llu sem \t ekki var undir einhverju \u00f6\u00f0ru sem rigningin buldi \u00e1. \u00e1 \u00f3gu\u00f0legum t\u00edma \t undir morgun upphefst skarkali mikill, vi\u00f0 hvurn siggimus hrekkur upp \t me\u00f0 harmkv\u00e6lum og n\u00e6r eftir augnabliks forvirringu og f\u00e1t a\u00f0 kve\u00f0a l\u00e6tin \t \u00ed k\u00fatinn me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 pota \u00ed sn\u00fas. ver\u00f0ur ekki k\u00e1pa \u00far \u00fev\u00ed kl\u00e6\u00f0i, hugsar \t siggimus sigri hr\u00f3sandi og er skj\u00f3tari en skugginn a\u00f0 sofna \u00e1 n\u00fdjan \t leik. innan skamms endurtekur leikur sig, me\u00f0 minni harmkv\u00e6lum og forvirringu \t og f\u00e1ti \u00fe\u00f3 \u00feessu sinni. gengur svona d\u00e1g\u00f3\u00f0a stund, uns \u00feolinm\u00e6\u00f0i siggamusar \t bregst, hann l\u00e6tur undan og opnar glyrnu. \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 sem fyrir augu ber \t er komi\u00f0 \u00ed f\u00f3kus, hrekkur saklaus siggimus \u00ed k\u00fat! h\u00e9r hefur veri\u00f0 k\u00f6ttur \t \u00ed b\u00f3li m\u00fasar!<\/p>\n
og \u00fea\u00f0 b\u00f3kstaflega. eitthvert \u00f3hr\u00e6tis karrarf\u00e9ti\u00f0 hefur s\u00e9\u00f0 s\u00e9r leik \t \u00e1 bor\u00f0i a\u00f0 n\u00ed\u00f0ast \u00e1 sofandi siggamusi, og skj\u00f3ta yfir sig hans skj\u00f3lsh\u00fasi \t \u00ed bessaleyfi. e\u00f0a \u00feannig. allavegana voru aurug spor eftir kattaf\u00e6tur \t \u00ed b\u00f3li bjarnar. fussumsvei og ullabjakk.<\/p>\n
nema hva\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00ed dag [f\u00f6s. 23. apr., skst. aths. ritstj.] var komi\u00f0 heim \t eftir s\u00e9rlega g\u00f3\u00f0an dag vinnu \u00fear sem heilu \u00f3sk\u00f6pin afreku\u00f0ust og vex \t hr\u00f3\u00f0ur siggamusar um v\u00ed\u00f0a ver\u00f6ld sem sveppur. me\u00f0an valis s\u00e6kir p\u00f3st \t og kl\u00e6mist eil\u00edti\u00f0 af g\u00f6mlum vana, stendur siggimusin vi\u00f0 og br\u00fdtur \t saman sokkapl\u00f6gg af stakri natni. hva\u00f0 rekur hann \u00fe\u00e1 augun \u00ed anna\u00f0 en \t enn drullug f\u00f3taf\u00f6r kisu. hl\u00fdtur \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0 eind\u00e6mum a\u00f0 teljast, enda skrauf\u00feurrt \t \u00ed dag \u00e1 \u00f6llu su\u00f0vesturhorni \u00edslands, og kettir a\u00f0 s\u00f6gn katt\u00ferifnir.<\/p>\n
breg\u00f0ur n\u00fa s\u00f6guma\u00f0ur s\u00e9r nokkur \u00e1r til fort\u00ed\u00f0ar, er annarssta\u00f0ar var \t b\u00fasettur og \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi. ekki ni\u00f0ur \u00ed j\u00f6r\u00f0u grafinn heldur a\u00f0eins upp fr\u00e1 \t henni lyftur. en \u00fear var til sta\u00f0ar stigi katta, er fyrrum eigandi haf\u00f0i \t eftirl\u00e1ti\u00f0 siggamusi &co. forspur\u00f0ur. var stigi t\u00e9\u00f0ur utan vi\u00f0 vindauga\u00f0 \t er a\u00f0 einsmannsklefa l\u00e1. svo bar til um \u00feessar mundir a\u00f0 siggimus vaknar \t sem oftar \u00e1 sakleysislegum sunnudagsmorgni, lufsast fram \u00e1 pr\u00edvati\u00f0 \t eins og hann gj\u00f6rir gjarna sem fyrsta verk sunnudagsmorguns, og setur \t sig \u00ed stellingar fyrir atsk\u00e1k vi\u00f0 p\u00e1fa. er rimman n\u00fdhafin er augun hvarfla \t a\u00f0 r\u00fagbrau\u00f0skubbi eilitlum, liggjandi \u00ed sturtubotni, me\u00f0 yfirdrifinn \t sakleysissvip \u00e1 br\u00e1.<\/p>\n
hann l\u00e6tur sig ekki \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir eftirgang, og tekur \u00fe\u00e1 siggimus a\u00f0 \t sko\u00f0a umhverfi haukfr\u00e1num og rannsakandi augum. \u00fe\u00e1 var n\u00fa bleik brug\u00f0i\u00f0. \t hva\u00f0 rekur hann augun \u00ed anna\u00f0 en plastfilmuna utan af r\u00fagbrau\u00f0skubbi \t \u00feessum, reynandi a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta l\u00edti\u00f0 fyrir s\u00e9r fara \u00ed gluggakistunni, beint \t yfir r\u00fagbrau\u00f0skubbi og sturtubotni. heldur en ekki hvumsa l\u00fdstur siggimus \t eldi \u00ed nagla af vinnston l\u00e6ts, s\u00fdpur \u00e1 kaffi og hverfur ofan \u00ed eigin \t \u00feanka og hugsanir [sta\u00f0inn upp af vafffsje, aths. ritstj.].<\/p>\n
eftir eilitla stund kviknar \u00e1 peru: h\u00e9r haf\u00f0i veri\u00f0 \u00e1 fer\u00f0inni enn \t eitt illv\u00edgt hr\u00e6sis \u00f3f\u00e9ti kattarkyns \u00ed m\u00fasarleit. var n\u00fa stokki\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00edssk\u00e1p \t og huga\u00f0 a\u00f0 mj\u00f3lkurvarningi \u00fdmsum er \u00fear haf\u00f0i \u00ed rei\u00f0ileysi veri\u00f0 eftir \t skilinn. reyndist hann \u00fear enn, enda \u00f6ll gl\u00f6s og ostahn\u00edfur \u00fat skitin \t og ekki til br\u00faks aldeilis kr\u00e6sileg.<\/p>\n
upp h\u00f3fst \u00e1 \u00feessum s\u00f3lr\u00edka sunnudagsmorgni herna\u00f0ur mikill og taugastr\u00ed\u00f0 \t vi\u00f0 allt kattarkyns, og ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 segjast siggamusi til hr\u00f3ss a\u00f0 \u00feartil \t fyrir skemmstu haf\u00f0i hann \u00fear yfirh\u00f6nd allmikla. hvar sem k\u00f6tt hefur \t liti\u00f0 hefur hv\u00e6st illilega, urra\u00f0 og v\u00edsa\u00f0 \u00f3bermum tennur og st\u00f6kkt \t \u00feeim veinandi og v\u00e6landi \u00e1 brott. \u00fe\u00f3ttist hafa sigur unni\u00f0, a\u00f0 kisur \t hef\u00f0u s\u00ednu handkl\u00e6\u00f0i inn \u00ed hring kasta\u00f0, en \u00f3ekki: n\u00fdjustu atbur\u00f0ir \t s\u00fdna anna\u00f0.<\/p>\n
vettlingnum hefur \u00ed f\u00e9s veri\u00f0 slengt. teningnum kasta\u00f0. snj\u00f3boltinn \t er af sta\u00f0 runninn. s\u00ed\u00f0asta sp\u00fanki\u00f0 \u00far pakkanum uri\u00f0. eggin \u00ed hr\u00e6runa \t brotin. gleraugun ofan tekin. \u00f6xi upp grafin og siggimus veit ekki hva\u00f0 \t og hva\u00f0.<\/p>\n
enn er spurt: skyldu f\u00e1st kattagildrur \u00ed r\u00famfatalager?<\/p>\n
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ps: eventuelle h\u00f8ns i \u00f8regangen bedes flytte sig<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
[enn f\u00e1 lj\u00f3smyndir \u00far fer\u00f0alagi (bestu) a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a betri t\u00edma, enda anna\u00f0 sem brennur \u00e1 brj\u00f3sti: siggimus hefir nefnilega illilega fyrir bar\u00f0i or\u00f0i\u00f0 undanfari\u00f0 af kisum.] pistill: raunir siggimusar unga: af k\u00f6ttum (\u00f3hr\u00e6sis) 1. kafli: (byrj) skyldu f\u00e1st kattagildrur \u00ed r\u00famfatalager? eitthvert kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 fyrir skemmstu tekur siggimusin sig til og gengur t\u00ed\u00f0lega til n\u00e1\u00f0a. \u00fereyttur […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":2013,"menu_order":4,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2085","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PcQPg2-xD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2085"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20521,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2085\/revisions\/20521"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}