enn er be\u00f0i\u00f0 framk\u00f6llunar mynda fr\u00e1 fer\u00f0alagi (bestu) er \u00e1 hendur var \tteki\u00f0 n\u00fdveri\u00f0, en aflei\u00f0ingar \u00feess standa n\u00fa lj\u00f3sum logum \u00ed kringum siggamus, \tog er siggimus fastur \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed neti \u00f6llusaman sem fiskur einn, en ekki ma\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n
s\u00f6nnur \u00fe\u00e6r er siggimus g\u00e6ti fyrir m\u00e1lsta\u00f0 m\u00ednum f\u00e6rt myndu duga siggamusi \t reyndi siggimus a\u00f0 leita r\u00e9ttar s\u00edns fyrir d\u00f3mst\u00f3lum, en hreint og kl\u00e1rt \t hyggjuviti\u00f0 segir siggamusi a\u00f0 \u00feessh\u00e1ttar gagnist l\u00edti\u00f0 gegn m\u00e1ttarv\u00f6ldunum.<\/p>\n
eins og atbur\u00f0ir s\u00ed\u00f0ustu glefsu hafi ekki veri\u00f0 n\u00e6gjanleg refsing fyrir \t dramb siggamusar og hroka \u00ed \u00fatlandinu, skal enn hegnt. \u00e1 svipu\u00f0um t\u00edma \t sl. mi\u00f0vikudag \u00e1ttu s\u00e9r sta\u00f0 voveiflegir (??) atbur\u00f0ir tveir.<\/p>\n
siggimus kemur heim \u00far vinnu, \u00fereyttur og sl\u00e6ptur og l\u00fainn. er hann \t losar sk\u00f3\u00feveng sinn, heyrist brak \u00ed kn\u00e9 einu. fylgir \u00fev\u00ed s\u00e1rsauki talsver\u00f0ur, \t svo a\u00f0 siggimus kve\u00f0ur “\u00e1!” vi\u00f0. siggimus fyrtist vi\u00f0, og \u00e1kve\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \t setja umheiminn \u00e1 p\u00e1su. ekki n\u00e6st klukkut\u00edma svefn s\u00f6kum verkja \u00ed kn\u00e9nu. \t b\u00f6lvandi st\u00edgur siggimus \u00far rekkju og ragnandi fer hann fram.<\/p>\n
ekki a\u00f0 s\u00f6kum a\u00f0 spyrja, \u00e1 fj\u00f3r\u00f0a degi f\u00f6tlunar hefur siggamusi einusinni \t lukkast a\u00f0 skakklappast \u00fatfyrir dyrnar, til stefnum\u00f3ts vi\u00f0 l\u00e6kni. fremur \t \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gileg sprauta \u00ed kn\u00e9sb\u00f3t hefir gert af v\u00f6ldum aukin \u00fe\u00e6gindi, \u00e1n \u00feess \t \u00fe\u00f3 beinl\u00ednis a\u00f0 h\u00e6gt s\u00e9 a\u00f0 kalla \u00fe\u00e6gindi. kannski meira minna vont n\u00fana.<\/p>\n
einnig ber \u00fea\u00f0 til um \u00feessar mundir a\u00f0 vart vi\u00f0 sig gerir \u00f3\u00feefur \u00far \t k\u00e6lisk\u00e1p. (\u00feess ber a\u00f0 geta a\u00f0 \u00feetta er ritsko\u00f0a\u00f0a \u00fatg\u00e1fan svo or\u00f0i\u00f0 \t ‘\u00f3\u00feefur’ er h\u00e9r nota\u00f0 \u00ed sta\u00f0 annars og graf\u00edskara or\u00f0alags) \u00e1 f\u00f6studagsmorgni \t leyti ver\u00f0ur \u00feess vart a\u00f0 l\u00e9ttmj\u00f3lk er ekki geymd neinsta\u00f0ar n\u00e1l\u00e6gt \t kj\u00f6rhitastigi, og semst henni \u00edlla vi\u00f0 seriosi\u00f0. tilraunir til a\u00f0 eiga \t vi\u00f0 termostat sk\u00e1ps gefa l\u00edti\u00f0 af s\u00e9r. me\u00f0 tveggja t\u00edma fyrirvara er \t lambal\u00e6ri \u00e1 matse\u00f0linum. jar\u00f0arf\u00f6rin ver\u00f0ur augl\u00fdst s\u00ed\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n
laugardagskv\u00f6ld. siggamusin farlama. sj\u00f3nvarp allra landsmanna b\u00fd\u00f0ur \t upp \u00e1 t\u00f3ma skemmtun: sta\u00f0ir inn\u00ed hjartanu og h\u00e6ttulegt leynd\u00f3 [places \t in the heart & gef\u00e4hrliches geheimnis]. fyrr um kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 voru ve\u00f0urfr\u00e6\u00f0ingar \t \u00e1berandi \u00ed fr\u00e9ttum, talandi um h\u00edfandi rok og pusandi \u00e1gj\u00f6f. \u00ed \u00fatlandinu \t segja kviknakin m\u00f3del (hver er adrian sklenarikova?) ve\u00f0urfr\u00e9ttirnar \t af \u00fev\u00edl\u00edkri og annarri eins k\u00fanst a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r skiljast fullkomlega milli \t tungum\u00e1la og menningarheima.<\/p>\n
“zie dein Strumpf aus” sag\u00f0i frauka \u00ed imbanum og siggimus hr\u00f3par upp \t yfir sig \u00ed t\u00f3mri ge\u00f0shr\u00e6ringu: “nei! alm\u00e1ttugir! hven\u00e6r f\u00e6r siggimus \t fr\u00ed?!? er \u00e6tlunin a\u00f0 sitja um siggamus til framb\u00fa\u00f0ar vegna ung\u00e6\u00f0ingsh\u00e1ttar \t \u00ed stundarbrj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0i og \u00f6lv\u00edmu \u00e1 erlendri grund?” suk, st\u00f8n. “siggimus \t er ykkar besti talsma\u00f0ur \u00e1 j\u00f6r\u00f0u ni\u00f0ri! hversu margir ganga um og segja \t ‘mundu \u00edkarus!’?”<\/p>\n
me\u00f0 hl\u00fdjum kve\u00f0jum \u00far ne\u00f0ra,
\n-siggimus<\/p>\n
pjes: sm\u00e1 augl\u00fdsing: \u00edsk\u00e1pur \u00f3skast. strax pl\u00eds. m\u00e1 kosta ekkert, e\u00f0a \t jafnvel minna.
\npjesII: mundu \u00edkarus?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
enn er be\u00f0i\u00f0 framk\u00f6llunar mynda fr\u00e1 fer\u00f0alagi (bestu) er \u00e1 hendur var teki\u00f0 n\u00fdveri\u00f0, en aflei\u00f0ingar \u00feess standa n\u00fa lj\u00f3sum logum \u00ed kringum siggamus, og er siggimus fastur \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed neti \u00f6llusaman sem fiskur einn, en ekki ma\u00f0ur. s\u00f6nnur \u00fe\u00e6r er siggimus g\u00e6ti fyrir m\u00e1lsta\u00f0 m\u00ednum f\u00e6rt myndu duga siggamusi reyndi siggimus a\u00f0 leita r\u00e9ttar […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":2013,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2083","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PcQPg2-xB","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2083"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2084,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2083\/revisions\/2084"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}