[aths. ritstj: eftir mikla reikistefnu, marg\u00edtreka\u00f0ar frestanir (og \u00fdmislegt \tfleira mi\u00f0ur fagurt \u00e1 \u00fatg\u00e1fu \u00feessarri) var \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fdta \u00feessum ann\u00e1l \tloks \u00far v\u00f6r me\u00f0 l\u00f6ngu t\u00edmab\u00e6rri sk\u00fdrslu einni, er ritu\u00f0 var \u00ed kj\u00f6lfar \ttilraunar sem \u00f3vart \u00e1tti s\u00e9r sta\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feeim mikla merkisdegi 28.11., \u00fer\u00e1tt \tfyrir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0i upp \u00e1 \u00feann misskilning a\u00f0 h\u00e9\u00f0an \u00ed fr\u00e1 ver\u00f0i allar glefsur \th\u00e1v\u00edsindalegar sk\u00fdrslur er l\u00fdsa \u00ed sm\u00e1atri\u00f0um skarplegum athugunum sk\u00fdrsluh\u00f6fundar. \tn\u00fa ver\u00f0ur t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 nota\u00f0 og misskilningurinn lei\u00f0r\u00e9ttur fyrirfram: \u00feannig \tver\u00f0ur \u00feessu ekki fari\u00f0. \u00feetta ver\u00f0ur vettvangur fyrir skarplegar athuganir \tog sk\u00fdrar og vel \u00edgrunda\u00f0ar sko\u00f0anir fr\u00e1 sm, settar \u00ed hvert \u00fea\u00f0 form er \tlundin b\u00fd\u00f0ur hverju sinni]<\/p>\n
r\u00faver\u00f0ugleiki sj\u00f3nvarpsaugl\u00fdsinga sannreyndur, dr\u00f6g. (nb: Enn er a\u00f0eins \t um br\u00e1\u00f0abirg\u00f0a\u00fatg\u00e1fu a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a)<\/p>\n
a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta reyna \u00e1 sta\u00f0h\u00e6fingar sem fram eru bornar \u00ed sni\u00f0ugri sj\u00f3nvarpsaugl\u00fdsingu, \t og komast \u00feannig a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed hvort sj\u00f3nvarpsaugl\u00fdsingum er treystandi e\u00f0ur \t ei<\/p>\n
vatn, talsvert magn (ferskt, beint \u00far krana); upp\u00fevottagrind, 1 stk. \t (forl\u00e1ta, \u00far vi\u00f0); papp\u00edrs\u00feurrka, 1 pj. (af bounty-ger\u00f0); \u00e1vaxtasaft, \t 7,74 ml. (heimal\u00f6gu\u00f0); heimah\u00fas, 1 stk. (kjallara\u00edb\u00fa\u00f0, m\/ gr\u00e6nm\u00e1la\u00f0ri \t stofu og bila\u00f0ri dyrabj\u00f6llu); newcastle brown ale svaladrykkur (\u00ed \u00feartilger\u00f0u \t \u00edl\u00e1ti); vaskur (d\u00e6miger\u00f0ur, \u00far st\u00e1li) & g\u00f3lf (me\u00f0 parket-g\u00f3lfefni). \t [aths. ritstj: ekki sakar a\u00f0 hafa vi\u00f0 h\u00f6ndina 1 stk. finna; 1 hollending; \t eina af svissnesku bergi brotna og gefna fyrir hesta; ca. 1 dana; og \t \u00edslendinga eftir smekk, \u00fe\u00f3 \u00fev\u00ed fari fjarri a\u00f0 framantaldir s\u00e9u nau\u00f0synlegir. \t \u00feeir eru til \u00feess eins \u00e6tla\u00f0ir a\u00f0 stytta manni stundir vi\u00f0 bi\u00f0ina]<\/p>\n
28. 11. 1998 – ?<\/p>\n
siggimus.<\/p>\n
j\u00f3n a\u00f0alsteinn<\/p>\n
hvorki menn n\u00e9 m\u00e1lleysingjar hlutu varanlegan ska\u00f0a af \u00fe\u00e1ttt\u00f6ku \u00ed tilraun \t \u00feessari<\/p>\n
var g\u00e6sin gripin fastum t\u00f6kum er h\u00fan gafst, \u00ed fj\u00f6l\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0legum gle\u00f0skap \t \u00ed heimah\u00fasum. kl. 23.17 rata\u00f0i heimal\u00f6gu\u00f0 berjasaft \u00far glasi eins gle\u00f0skaparans \t \u00f3bo\u00f0in ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 parketg\u00f3lf nefndra heimah\u00fasa. \u00feetta \u00e1stand var a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u \t illa vi\u00f0 unandi, en \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00e1n vildi til \u00ed \u00f6llu \u00feessu \u00f3lukkans \u00f3l\u00e1ni a\u00f0 \t sk\u00f6mmu \u00e1\u00f0ur haf\u00f0i heimilishaldinu borist a\u00f0 rausnarlegri gj\u00f6f s\u00fdnishorn \t af papp\u00edrs\u00feurrkum af bounty-ger\u00f0 (h\u00e9r eftir “papp\u00edrs\u00feurrka”), en heimilishaldendur \t eru nafnlausum gefanda a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u eil\u00edflega \u00feakkl\u00e1tir fyrir verkna\u00f0inn, \t enda var s\u00fdnishorn \u00feetta hi\u00f0 fj\u00f6lbreytilegasta, sem d\u00e6mi m\u00e1 nefna nokkrar \t pj\u00f6tlur, hv\u00edtar a\u00f0 lit, \u00e1n mynda, en mynstra\u00f0ar einsog b\u00fdflugnab\u00fa, b\u00e6\u00f0i \t \u00ed st\u00f3rum pj\u00f6tlum og litlum, og s\u00ed\u00f0ast en ekki s\u00edst hin vins\u00e6la tegund \t er ber \u00fdmsar myndir, einnig mynstru\u00f0 eins og b\u00fdflugnab\u00fa. er \u00f3happi\u00f0 \t var\u00f0 var papp\u00edrs\u00feurrka s\u00f3tt til \u00ed snarhasti, og var\u00f0 skiljanlega fyrir \t valinu pjatla me\u00f0 mynd af b\u00f6ngsum vi\u00f0 dagleg st\u00f6rf, og henni beitt samkv\u00e6mt \t lei\u00f0beiningum \u00e1 rau\u00f0leitan blettinn. gekk \u00fea\u00f0 allt a\u00f0 \u00f3skum, og hreinlega \t eins og best var \u00e1 kosi\u00f0. [aths. ritstj: \u00fev\u00ed m\u00e1 lauma h\u00e9r a\u00f0 a\u00f0 hrifning \t vi\u00f0staddra af atbur\u00f0inum er \u00feau ur\u00f0u \u00fear vitni a\u00f0, var\u00f0 eiginleg kveikja \t a\u00f0 tilrauninni.] \u00ed \u00e1n\u00e6gju sinni me\u00f0 frammist\u00f6\u00f0u papp\u00edrs\u00feurrkunnar, \u00e1kv\u00e1\u00f0u \t vi\u00f0staddir a\u00f0 fremja pr\u00f3f og l\u00e1ta \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 reyna hversu sta\u00f0h\u00e6fingarnar \t sem fram er haldi\u00f0 \u00ed augl\u00fdsingunum fengju sta\u00f0ist. \u00ed einmitt \u00feessu augnami\u00f0i \t var skr\u00fafa\u00f0 fr\u00e1 til \u00feess ger\u00f0um krana sem er haganlega sta\u00f0settur vi\u00f0 \t eldh\u00fasvaskinn, svo \u00far rynni vatn \u00e1 v\u00e6gum styrk, \u00e1 bilinu 8-10\u00b0C a\u00f0 hitastigi, \t ofan \u00ed vaskinn. var papp\u00edrs\u00feurrkunni stungi\u00f0 undir bununa, og l\u00e1tin \t dveljast \u00fear \u00ed n\u00e1lega 4 sek\u00fandur, svo a\u00f0 \u00e1 eftir var h\u00fan vel blaut. \t umsj\u00f3narma\u00f0ur tilraunarinnar t\u00f3k um papp\u00edrs\u00feurrkuna \u00e1 \u00f6llum r\u00e9ttum st\u00f6\u00f0um \t og munda\u00f0i a\u00f0 a\u00f0sto\u00f0armanni s\u00ednum, er kom a\u00f0v\u00edfandi me\u00f0 svaladrykk af \t tegundinni newcastle brown ale, n\u00e6r 197 ml. a\u00f0 magni, sta\u00f0sett \u00ed upprunalegu \t \u00edl\u00e1ti. \u00fev\u00edn\u00e6st var svaladrykknum, \u00ed umb\u00fa\u00f0um, dembt \u00ed offorsi \u00e1 papp\u00edrs\u00feurrkuna \t mi\u00f0ja vi\u00f0 hveljusop vi\u00f0staddra. til a\u00f0 gera skamma s\u00f6gu stutta m\u00e1 segja \t fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 papp\u00edrs\u00feurrkan st\u00f3\u00f0st atl\u00f6guna me\u00f0 stakri pr\u00fd\u00f0i, og s\u00fdndi \t hvergi veikleikamerki. allar efasemdaraddir \u00fe\u00f6gnu\u00f0u snarlega, og upph\u00f3fst \t samstundis lofr\u00e6\u00f0a mikil<\/p>\n
svo \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ur var tilreynandi me\u00f0 frammist\u00f6\u00f0u papp\u00edrs\u00feurrkunnar r\u00f3mu\u00f0u \t a\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 var a\u00f0 ganga skrefi lengra og leggja fyrir papp\u00edrs\u00feurrkuna \t pr\u00f3f sem enginn vi\u00f0staddra kanna\u00f0ist vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 augl\u00fdsingarnar hef\u00f0u lofa\u00f0 \t a\u00f0 h\u00fan st\u00e6\u00f0ist. \u00feurrkan var snarlega l\u00f6g\u00f0 til \u00feerris \u00e1 forl\u00e1ta upp\u00fevottagrind \t er hefur b\u00fai\u00f0 s\u00e9r heimili \u00ed hentugri fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0 fr\u00e1 eldh\u00fasvaskinum er \t fyrr um getur. var n\u00fa upp\u00fevottagrindin l\u00e1tin um \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feerra papp\u00edrs\u00feurrkuna \t me\u00f0 dyggri a\u00f0sto\u00f0 stofuhita, en tilreynendur sneru s\u00e9r aftur a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \t a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 til \u00feess a\u00f0 berjasaft sem og a\u00f0rir svalandi drykkir r\u00f6tu\u00f0u anna\u00f0 \t en \u00e1 parket-g\u00f3lfi\u00f0<\/p>\n
[aths. ritstj: h\u00e9r ber m\u00e9r a\u00f0 geta \u00feess a\u00f0 ekki g\u00e1tu allir seti\u00f0 \u00e1 \t honum st\u00f3ra s\u00ednum, og laumu\u00f0ust, er fer\u00f0 gafst, til \u00feess a\u00f0 fylgjast \t me\u00f0 framgangi m\u00e1la. \u00feorir ritstj\u00f3ri n\u00e6stum a\u00f0 \u00e1byrgjast a\u00f0 \u00feetta hafi \t l\u00edtil sem engin \u00e1hrif haft \u00e1 tilraunina, enda dvaldist \u00feurrkunni ekki \t lengi \u00e1 krukkunni me\u00f0 mygla\u00f0a piklesinu (n\u00e1nar ver\u00f0ur greint fr\u00e1 \u00feeirri \t tilraun s\u00ed\u00f0ar), \u00fear sem henni var komi\u00f0 fyrir til a\u00f0 for\u00f0a gestum og \t gangandi fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 innbyr\u00f0a tilraunina \u00ed \u00f6l\u00e6\u00f0i]<\/p>\n
s\u00f6kum \u00f3kennilegs krankleika tilreynanda g\u00e1fust upp\u00fevottagrindinni og \t stofuhitanum lengri t\u00edmi en ella til a\u00f0 \u00feerra af alkunnri natni papp\u00edrs\u00feurrkuna \t g\u00f3\u00f0u. \u00feegar heilsa loks leyf\u00f0i eftirgrennslan, eftir k\u00far mikinn sem \t samanst\u00f3\u00f0 af 5 klst. af sj\u00f3nvarpi (+, \u00e1samt me\u00f0 23 vindlingum (% og \t dreitli af svaladrykk (`, gaf a\u00f0 l\u00edta papp\u00edrs\u00feurrkuna, sem n\u00fdja. \u00fea\u00f0 \t skal \u00fe\u00f3 reyndar vi\u00f0urkennast a\u00f0 \u00ed henni er n\u00fa a\u00f0 finna krumpu e\u00f0a tv\u00e6r, \t en ekki er h\u00fan til mikilla l\u00fdta. eflaust m\u00e1 l\u00edka losna vi\u00f0 hana me\u00f0 \t l\u00edtilli fyrirh\u00f6fn, s\u00e9 vi\u00f0 h\u00f6ndina strauj\u00e1rn, 150\u00b0c heitt<\/p>\n
sj\u00f3nvarpsaugl\u00fdsingum er ekki a\u00f0 \u00f6llu leyti treystandi. fyrir kemur \t a\u00f0 ekki er sag\u00f0ur allur sannleikurinn<\/p>\n
[aths. ritstj: l\u00fdkur n\u00fa sk\u00fdrslunni a\u00f0 sinni, og hverfum vi\u00f0 fr\u00e1 tilreynanda \t \u00fear sem hann b\u00ed\u00f0ur eftirv\u00e6ntingarfullur \u00ed ofv\u00e6ni eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 aftur \t sullist svaladrykkur e\u00f0a jafnvel eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 drykkjarkyns \u00e1 parket-g\u00f3lfi\u00f0, \t svo a\u00f0 tilraunin megi halda \u00e1fram, en n\u00e6sta skref er a\u00f0 rannsaka hvort \t rakadr\u00e6gni papp\u00edrs\u00feurrkunnar hafi or\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir skakkaf\u00f6llum vi\u00f0 atganginn \t er fylgdi endurvinnslu hennar. meira um \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0ar. lysthafendum er bo\u00f0i\u00f0 \t a\u00f0 l\u00edta vi\u00f0 og berja \u00feurrkuna, sem er til s\u00fdnis fyrir l\u00edti\u00f0, augum \u00ed \t eigin pers\u00f3nu, en til a\u00f0 for\u00f0ast yfirdrifinn atgang, er \u00feess vinsamlegast \t fari\u00f0 \u00e1 leit a\u00f0 vi\u00f0komandi panti t\u00edma \u00ed s\u00edma]<\/p>\n
g\u00f3\u00f0ar stundir,
\n-sm<\/p>\n
kappleikur \u00edslendinga vi\u00f0 eitthvert erlent f\u00f3lk [hluti] (*1\/2)
\nkvikmyndin “sagan af hiawatha” (***)
\nn\u00fdjasta t\u00e6kni og v\u00edsindi (**)
\nt\u00e1knm\u00e1lsfr\u00e9ttir (**1\/2)
\nstundin okkar (*1\/2)
\nv\u00edetnam [hluti]
\ngeimfer\u00f0in (***)
\nlj\u00f3\u00f0 vikunnar (**&**1\/2)
\nfr\u00e9ttir (*), \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3ttir 1\/2 og ve\u00f0ur [hluti]<\/p>\n
marlboro, mj\u00fakur pakki (***)<\/p>\n
fresca (**1\/2)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
[aths. ritstj: eftir mikla reikistefnu, marg\u00edtreka\u00f0ar frestanir (og \u00fdmislegt fleira mi\u00f0ur fagurt \u00e1 \u00fatg\u00e1fu \u00feessarri) var \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fdta \u00feessum ann\u00e1l loks \u00far v\u00f6r me\u00f0 l\u00f6ngu t\u00edmab\u00e6rri sk\u00fdrslu einni, er ritu\u00f0 var \u00ed kj\u00f6lfar tilraunar sem \u00f3vart \u00e1tti s\u00e9r sta\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feeim mikla merkisdegi 28.11., \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0i upp \u00e1 \u00feann misskilning a\u00f0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":2013,"menu_order":1,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2079","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PcQPg2-xx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2079"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2080,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2079\/revisions\/2080"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}