prick up yer ears real good for the joyous tidings that after a tedious & uneventful period of hibernation, during which siggimus did little worthwhile apart from picking his nose & gurgling a bit, siggimus has returned to a world near you<\/p>\n
so the world can relax a bit<\/p>\n
-new job
\n-new place (more kustiging)
\n-reunion
\n-other reunion
\n-other other reunion
\n-siggimus adds an agent & acquires even further fame in eastern europe
\n-other new job
\n-celebration\/boogie<\/p>\n
having been promised gold & green forests, siggimus, at siggif’s insistent prompting joins j\u00f3nas<\/span>, the messiah of green fingers, & his happy gang in their crusade to make reykjav\u00edk a prettier place<\/p>\n siggimus has had to heroically suffer the variousest of hardships in his quest for a better capital for his fatherland: battling snowstorms; wading through deep rivers of mud; shovelling mountains of earth & sand; sawing grass; witnessing a pair of naked chick’s legs of an undetermined age strutting a wiggly strut on the wrong side of a pane of glass; a suntan that will last days; & a mini noah’s flood; but as siggimus has always said: ‘all in a day’s work for us superheroes’<\/p>\n when siggimus hasn’t been working like a dog working, siggimus has been working like another dog moving. siggimus spent may 1st kustiging his stuff from all over the place to one new place, or jauns dzievoklis, as they used to say in latvija & has spent most of his invaluable free time ever since moving stuff around & carrying up fridges & televisions (that have taken it upon themselves to start raining themselves on siggimus as if they were raindrops & not televisions! anyone wanna trade a tv for an oven for baking stuff in?)<\/p>\n the new casa siggimusum is a veritable palace, a penthouse high up on the top of a 3 storey skyskraper, with a multitude of spaceous little rooms into which siggimus intends to lure a hoard or two of innocent, hot little swedish chicks of his fancy<\/p>\n should you desire to tip siggimus off about any hot little swedish chicks of his fancy, the new address would be<\/p>\n siggimus siggimus has been blessed with both neighbours & a front door as old as the hills & this can cause problems when the exquisitly carved medieval front door is entered or exited without due caution: front door slams an earthquaky slam & ancient neighbours have heartattacks fretting about the poor door, a close friend, apparently, from their viking youths<\/p>\n so, next time you visit, do siggimus & ancient neighbours the grand favour of entering or exiting with due caution<\/p>\n oh, happy day!<\/p>\n siggimus would like to take this opportunity to celebrate being lovingly reunited with his much belov\u00e9d telephone number (+354) 551 1179<\/span><\/p>\n feel free to peruse it<\/p>\n oh, also happy day!<\/p>\n tears were shed on both sides at the heartfelt reunion of siggimus & his best friends ever; his cds<\/p>\n oh, also also happy day!<\/p>\n siggimus finally remeets with his bicycle, rusty & old, but some of its bits still functoning<\/p>\n siggimus has located a new new & improved siggimus agent in bulgaria, & about time it was!!<\/p>\n the siggimus bulgarian career had reached an all time low & the new & improved siggimus agent has truly been a breath of fresh air, or squirt of vitamins if you like<\/p>\n in its first week, the new & improved siggimus agent has siggimus accidentally apply for a job as editor of something or other at some weekly paper in sofia called kapital<\/span>. siggimus’ relative ignorance of bulgarian, apparently the language of the publication, seems no obstacle, as hirers instantly ask siggimus when he is arriving in sofia<\/p>\n further negotiations ensue, followed by the bulgarian buggers’ declaration on april 11 that they wish to compose a wee test for siggimus to ace<\/p>\n siggimus wonders whether the bulgarian buggers are attempting to compose the test in icelandic out of an overdose of respect for siggimus<\/p>\n hyperactively, siggimus agent gets hannibal<\/span><\/a> a bulgarian passport & starts parading him around the place<\/p>\n the philistines at kapital<\/span> see fit to reject hannibal<\/span><\/a>, probably so that the rest of their stuff won’t look bad<\/p>\n but the geniuses at …no! this has already been excellently put to words in the siggimus diary<\/a> [17 may 2001 entry]<\/span>:<\/p>\n anyhoo, hannibal<\/span><\/a> seems to have made it to print in the highly esteemed & venerable publication starshel<\/span>, which has received its high esteem & venerability for publishing great works of humour & satire in its 50 years of existence (despite its hitherto shameful record of publishing siggimus)<\/p>\n siggimus is proud to have in this single stroke been joined by several nobel prize winners & other dignitaries<\/p>\n upon receiving the literature, the editor in chief promptly grabbed hold of the nearest telephone & rang the siggimus agent in a fretful fit, asking in a voice quivering with emotion whether siggimus could possibly honour them greatly & accept an invitation to join their humble literary competition, aleko 2001<\/span><\/p>\n on behalf of siggimus, agent gracefully accepted. further news as it happens<\/p>\n the royalties, approx. $2.5, go to financing a section in the future siggimus museum, siggimus eum<\/span><\/p>\n should you want to practice your bulgarian through a magnifying glass, siggimus has provided you with evidence<\/a>. siggimus has for your convenience marked where it says siggimus & islandija with that box, & the red line is under the bit that says hannibal<\/span><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n now even you can become a siggimus agent!!<\/p>\n is siggimus properly represented in your corner of the world? why not do something about it?!<\/p>\nnew place<\/h2>\n
or, siggimus ir kustigs<\/h3>\n
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\n101 reykjav\u00edk
\n\u00edsland<\/p><\/blockquote>\nreunion<\/h2>\n
other reunion<\/h2>\n
other other reunion<\/h2>\n
siggimus takes new & improved agent<\/h2>\n
or, new & improved agent takes siggimus<\/h3>\n
accidental application<\/h3>\n
hannibal goes bulgarian<\/h3>\n
become a siggimus agent!<\/h2>\n