\u00c9g er ekki \u00ed vondu skapi. \u00c9g hef millj\u00f3n \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera \t \u00ed vondu skapi, en \u00e9g er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. Mig bara langar ekki til \u00feess.<\/p>\n
\u00cd s\u00ed\u00f0asta m\u00e1nu\u00f0i missti \u00e9g vinnuna, h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 og k\u00e6rustuna, svo n\u00fana \t er \u00e9g atvinnulaus, b\u00fd hj\u00e1 pabba og m\u00f6mmu, og \u00e1 enga konu lengur. \u00deetta \t eru \u00ferj\u00e1r g\u00f3\u00f0ar \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera f\u00fall. Vinur minn sag\u00f0i \u00ed g\u00e6r \t a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri eins og \u00e9g \u00e6tti heima \u00ed k\u00e1ntr\u00edlagi e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0, nema a\u00f0 \t \u00e9g missti ekki b\u00edl. En \u00e9g bara nenni ekki a\u00f0 fara \u00ed f\u00fdlu.<\/p>\n
N\u00fana er \u00e9g l\u00edka b\u00fainn a\u00f0 f\u00e1 n\u00fdja vinnu sem \u00e9g byrja \u00ed \u00e1 m\u00e1nudaginn, \t er byrja\u00f0ur a\u00f0 leita m\u00e9r a\u00f0 n\u00fdrri \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0, og hva\u00f0 n\u00fdja konu var\u00f0ar, \u00fe\u00e1 \t er \u00e9g myndarlegur og svaka skemmtilegur. \u00c9g \u00e1 fullt af vinum og vinkonum \t sem finnst rosa gaman a\u00f0 hitta mig. \u00cd alv\u00f6ru.<\/p>\n
Og \u00feegar \u00e9g ver\u00f0 b\u00fainn a\u00f0 finna m\u00e9r n\u00fdja \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0 \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a \u00f6llum \t sem \u00e9g \u00feekki \u00ed heims\u00f3kn. Og alltaf \u00feegar \u00feeir koma \u00fe\u00e1 f\u00e1 \u00feeir s\u00e9r bara \t kaffi \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feurfi a\u00f0 segja “Viltu kaffi?” og hella bara upp \t \u00e1 sj\u00e1lfir ef \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki til og svona. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 spyrja mig hvort \t m\u00e1 pissa \u00ed kl\u00f3setti\u00f0, og ef h\u00fasi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 f\u00f3lki brennur e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \t \u00e1 \u00e9g r\u00f3s\u00f3ttan klikk-klakk s\u00f3fa \u00far Ikea og breyti bara stofunni minni \t \u00ed gestaherbergi.<\/p>\n
Svo \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 kaupa m\u00e9r \u00f3ge\u00f0slega flotta t\u00f6lvu, eignast millj\u00f3n pennavini \t \u00e1 netinu og reyna vi\u00f0 stelpur \u00e1 irkinu og svolei\u00f0is. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 kunna \t \u00f3ge\u00f0slega miki\u00f0 \u00e1 t\u00f6lvur og senda \u00f6llum myndir af m\u00e9r og tala vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \t um bestu heimas\u00ed\u00f0urnar og bandv\u00eddd. \u00c9g ver\u00f0 svona t\u00f6lvug\u00fabbi sem gleymir \t hvernig s\u00edmi virkar, tala bara vi\u00f0 f\u00f3lk me\u00f0 lyklabor\u00f0inu og sona.<\/p>\n
K\u00e6rastan m\u00edn \u00e1tti sj\u00f3nvarpi\u00f0, svo \u00e9g get ekkert horft \u00e1 sj\u00f3nvarp. En \t \u00fea\u00f0 skiptir engu. \u00c9g ver\u00f0 hvort sem er allan t\u00edmann a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 alla \t vinina sem eru \u00ed heims\u00f3kn og kl\u00e6mast vi\u00f0 stelpur \u00e1 irkinu, svo \u00fea\u00f0 skiptir \t engu m\u00e1li. \u00dea\u00f0 er aldrei neitt skemmtilegt \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu hvort e\u00f0 er. \t \u00c9g \u00e1 l\u00edka v\u00edde\u00f3, og ef \u00fea\u00f0 kemur \u00f3vart eitthva\u00f0 skemmtilegt \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu, \t \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00e6t \u00e9g bara v\u00edde\u00f3i\u00f0 horfa fyrir mig.<\/p>\n
Svo \u00e6tla \u00e9g til vara, \u00fe\u00fa veist ef allir vinir m\u00ednir ver\u00f0a veikir og \t t\u00f6lvan bilar, a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 p\u00e1fagauk. \u00de\u00e1 hef \u00e9g alltaf einhvern til a\u00f0 \t tala vi\u00f0. Mig langar eiginlega meira \u00ed skjaldb\u00f6ku, en \u00fea\u00f0 er bara svo \t rosalega erfitt a\u00f0 f\u00e1 skjaldb\u00f6kur, \u00fea\u00f0 er nefnilega banna\u00f0 a\u00f0 flytja \t \u00fe\u00e6r inn. \u00c9g er ekki alveg viss, en \u00e9g held \u00fe\u00e6r s\u00e9u flokka\u00f0ar me\u00f0 p\u00f6ddum \t \u00ed tollinum.<\/p>\n
\u00deess vegna er \u00e9g b\u00fainn a\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0a a\u00f0 f\u00e1 m\u00e9r p\u00e1fagauk af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00e6 \t \u00e1byggilega hvergi skjaldb\u00f6ku. \u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 kaupa l\u00edtinn p\u00e1fagauk, svona \t p\u00e1fagaukabarn, svo \u00e9g missi ekki af neinu \u00ed uppeldinu, og geti m\u00f3ta\u00f0 \t pers\u00f3nuleikann sj\u00e1lfur. Hann heilsar m\u00e9r alltaf \u00feegar \u00e9g kem heim, og \t talar vi\u00f0 mig. N\u00e1tt\u00farulega talar hann ekki mannam\u00e1l, en hann svarar \t m\u00e9r me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 skr\u00edkja \u00feegar \u00e9g segi eitthva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hann og \u00feannig, svona \t eins og hann skilji mig, og \u00e9g skilji hann.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 kenna honum fullt af \u00f3si\u00f0um. Hann ver\u00f0ur rosa miki\u00f0 laus; \t fl\u00fdgur um allt og sest \u00e1 \u00f6xlina \u00e1 manni. Hann kemur og sest \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 \t \u00feegar \u00e9g er a\u00f0 bor\u00f0a og bor\u00f0ar af diskinum m\u00ednum og \u00e9g segi honum s\u00f6gu \t sem honum finnst svaka sni\u00f0ug. Svo vill hann alltaf f\u00e1 sopa af appels\u00edninu \t hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, og \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 halla glasinu, og hann sest \u00e1 br\u00fanina og teygir \t sig ni\u00f0ur \u00ed glasi\u00f0 og drekkur. Stundum dettur hann ofan\u00ed glasi\u00f0 og brj\u00e1last \t af hr\u00e6\u00f0slu og heldur a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 drukkna, en \u00e9g bjarga honum upp\u00far \t \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0ustu stundu og \u00fea\u00f0 treystir samband okkar enn frekar, og vi\u00f0 ver\u00f0um \t rosalega g\u00f3\u00f0ir vinir.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r einhver a\u00f0 ef p\u00e1fagaukar f\u00e1i a\u00f0 flj\u00faga lausir fari \u00feeir \t oft \u00ed b\u00f3kahillur, setjist \u00e1 b\u00e6kurnar og narti \u00ed \u00fe\u00e6r og geri dodo. P\u00e1fagaukurinn \t minn \u00e6tlar ekki a\u00f0 gera \u00fea\u00f0, nema vi\u00f0 nokkrar b\u00e6kur sem eru ekkert vo\u00f0a \t skemmtilegar. Hann f\u00e6r eina hillu bara fyrir sig me\u00f0 lei\u00f0inlegum b\u00f3kum \t sem hann m\u00e1 k\u00faka \u00e1.<\/p>\n
P\u00e1fagaukurinn minn \u00e1 a\u00f0 vera kona, e\u00f0a \u00e9g \u00e6tla allavega a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \t hann s\u00e9 kona, af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 get \u00e9g stundum sagt a\u00f0 kona b\u00ed\u00f0i heima \u00feegar \t \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 vera sni\u00f0ugur. \u00dea\u00f0 b\u00fdttar sosum engu hvort \u00fea\u00f0 er kall, af\u00fev\u00ed \t a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki nokkur lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feekkja \u00feau \u00ed sundur. Ef \u00e9g vil breyta \t til segi \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00ed samb\u00fa\u00f0. H\u00fan \u00e1 a\u00f0 heita Hulda. \u00de\u00e1 get \u00e9g sagt \t a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00ed samb\u00fa\u00f0 me\u00f0 henni Huldu, og allir halda a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 svaka kaldur \t kall sem er ekki bara \u00e1 f\u00f6stu, heldur \u00ed samb\u00fa\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Svo um helgar held \u00e9g part\u00fd og fer \u00e1 fyller\u00ed. B\u00fd\u00f0 \u00f6llum vinunum m\u00ednum \t og skemmti m\u00e9r rosalega vel. \u00c9g geng milli \u00f6skubakka me\u00f0 oggul\u00edti\u00f0 sl\u00f6kkvit\u00e6ki \t og sprauta \u00far \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 s\u00edgaretturnar sem er ekki alveg dautt \u00ed, og skamma \t f\u00f3lk fyrir a\u00f0 gubba ekki \u00ed kl\u00f3setti\u00f0. \u00c9g er hr\u00f3kur alls fagna\u00f0ar og \t kemst n\u00e6stum alltaf \u00e1 s\u00e9ns og svolei\u00f0is, og \u00fe\u00e1 kemur s\u00e9r sko vel a\u00f0 \t eiga gott hrei\u00f0ur til a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 gellurnar \u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g er ekki \u00ed vondu skapi. \u00c9g hef millj\u00f3n \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera \u00ed vondu skapi, en \u00e9g er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki. Mig bara langar ekki til \u00feess. \u00cd s\u00ed\u00f0asta m\u00e1nu\u00f0i missti \u00e9g vinnuna, h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 og k\u00e6rustuna, svo n\u00fana er \u00e9g atvinnulaus, b\u00fd hj\u00e1 pabba og m\u00f6mmu, og \u00e1 enga konu lengur. \u00deetta eru \u00ferj\u00e1r […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":1989,"menu_order":5,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2004","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PcQPg2-wk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2004"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2006,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2004\/revisions\/2006"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}