tv&film

double trouble

Wednesday, October 26th, 2011 tv&film no bits from you

brand “new” tv, part ii

“new” tv is kinda working now

sorta kinda

there was no functioning remote, so there was no way to search for channels

a flick through revealed four or five channels, two of them with actual proper sound and not just white noise

those two are sky sports 2 & itv 2. so this weekend was x-factor weekend. probably last week’s stuff on repeat, not that it makes much difference if you didn’t watch it the first time

managed to get some actual tv by recommissioning an ancient vcr that has spent the past 6 years or so taking up space & showing incorrect time

no remote for that thing either, but you can (with difficulty) search for channels and such without one

yay!

unfortunately, a long long time ago, the makers of the vcr decided it would be real clever to include a feature that kills the thing if you don’t use it for 5 mins. you know, puts it to sleep, to save electricity and whatnot

not insurmountable in itself when you have a fancy remote & can remotely poke it back to life, from the relative comfort of your greenish, if aging, couch

but … well, at least we’re getting more exercise

(part i of “new” tv saga)

Sunday, November 28th, 2010 life, rant, tv&film no bits from you

dog catchers

definitely siggimuses favourite episode of avarijas brigade

dogcatchers
uploaded by dai-ai-ai. – see more comedy videos.

with this one coming a close second

notice now that they both contain (big time favourite) ussi-sussi & kids crying

(this stuff is even better after you’ve watched a dvd of this 10 times or so)

Thursday, August 12th, 2010 tv&film no bits from you

wilhelm

caution!
movies will never be the same after you watch this

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[more on wilhelm & other movie clichés]

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010 tv&film 1 bit from you

alma

beautiful short film

eerie & creepy, but beautiful

alma from rodrigo blaas on vimeo.

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Saturday, January 9th, 2010 tv&film no bits from you

why write your own plot

why write your own plot when there’s a perfectly good one just lying around? http://bit.ly/56ouLO

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010 tv&film, tweet no bits from you

shares this view on dances with smurfs

shares this view on dances with smurfs: “as for dialogue, script budget must have run out at first-draft stage” http://bit.ly/5WHKT8

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010 tv&film, tweet no bits from you

goats

& the men who stare at them

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 tv&film no bits from you

the stig revealed

on last night’s top gear, the stig finally revealed its face

clarkson cannot hide his excitement & asks (twice!!) ‘is it susan boyle?’ & then ‘ohhh, you’ve got a head! & ears!’

then after a few basic questions, comes, ‘before you put on the white suit & became famous, what was your real name?’

(hasn’t found the lap the stig did in the reasonable priced car last night, but some might say it disproves the revelation. will add video if found)

Monday, June 22nd, 2009 tv&film no bits from you

big balls

by far the best bit of the show
although the sweeper is also funny

& here’s a bit from the american version:

Thursday, June 18th, 2009 tv&film no bits from you

the saga of the viking women

or rather the saga of the viking women and their voyage to the waters of the great sea serpent

plot:

a group of lonely viking women build a ship and set off across the sea to locate their missing menfolk, only to fall into the clutches of the barbarians that also hold their men captive. there is a cameo appearance by the sea serpent

one of roger corman’s finest

enjoy!

you’ll find lots more b-movie classics streaming away at amctv.com’s bmc

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Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 tv&film 1 bit from you
more picbits
  • siggimus: some sort of goose i believe stuffed :s
  • Lissy: Is that a goose, or swan?
  • Valdís: Jibbí!
  • ance: ussss! and i know you took it with phone camera… crazy good.
  • Óli Kr: Magnaðir skrækirnir í Blixa Bargeld í lokin. Það þarf að koma þessum mönnum aftur saman í hljómsveit.