siggimus: uffa [followed by a grimace]

non-siggimus: hey! what’s wrong?

siggimus: [heroically, as is his custom] nothing much, just a fractured or possibly broke rib

non-siggimus: ouch! doesn’t it hurt like hell?

siggimus: sure! [even more heroically] bahh! but it’s not such a big deal, it’s not one of the main ones

non-siggimus: not one of the main ones?

siggimus: nope, it’s a spare