on siggimuses tv, there’s a (not too shy) guy of fairly normal complexion, with long fabio hair & an above average size knob, having his way with a woman who, from what siggimus can see, is blue all over

it’s a pure navy blue

& by all over, siggimus means completely & utterly
even the hair – all of the hair
& by from what siggimus can see, siggimus means that nothing is actually left to siggimuses overactive imagination

hmmm, the barman is green & now there’s a white-ish old -feller with a 15 cm nose & pointy pointy ears telling fabio off for something & trying to strangle him – but he’s saved by a chick with a big bust, black lipstick & spikes out of her forehead

*sigh!
how could anyone not love space porn?