it’s been quite a while since siggimus bought a bucket of something
but today, siggimus bought a bucket of salt!!
yes, siggimus bought a bucket of salt
& put it in the bathroom!!
apparently this stuff is great for marinating an aching siggimus
soon siggimus shall see
ps: it would probably have been more impressive to say siggimus bought a bucket of magnesium sulfate
pps: finally siggimus can throw caution to the reckless wind & not lose any more sleep worrying about barium!