siggimus feels a bit like he’s been cheating at a game & keeps waiting for someone to call his bluff

well, the real estate agent didn’t

greasy hair, 3-day stubble & all

the couple who showed siggimus around the flat didn’t

& they got 2 chances to do it

the miracle lady at the bank didn’t

& she got to look at his private bits

i.e., his finances

so, everything seems to be sorted

well, there is the signing of the contract

that would be a great chance for bluff-calling

but as things stand, looks like siggimus might be moving on february 1